They all are scum. I got my policy renewal this afternoon in the mail. The freaking bill made me
. 67% increase, thats right folks SIXTY SEVEN PERCENT. Not going too much into detail I was expecting my typical sub-thousand dollar renewal. Much to my suprise it was $1300
I called the blood sucking a$$holes and they said that 2 things caused my policy to increase. 1. The at fault accident I had back in February where I backed into a POS Hundai in the parking lot and cause a teeny dent. and (you all will like this) 2. The rates for this area are taking a large hike. Now I am not the sensitive type but if you are going to
me at least have the courtesy to
me after.
Now, when I had the scuvy shyster representative for the blood sucking leaches on the phone I said,
ME: "How much did you pay out on the claim when I dented that car back in February?"
BLOOD SUCKER: Hold please.........."Sir we paid out $77,000."
ME::Yikes: YOU HAVE TO BE SHIATING ME...FOR A FREAKING HUNDAI !!
BLOOD SUCKER: It does seem a little bit odd, doesn't it?
ME: GD right that dent could not have cost more than $300 to pop out !
BLOOD SUCKER: Perhaps we had better look into that.
ME: UH YEA, Oh BTW I WILL NOT PAY $2500 a year to insure a truck and a motorcycle.
BLOOD SUCKER: We will look into it and call you back on Monday.
So I will probably be looking into a new insurance company come Monday. in the meantime, I would like to send out a big huge GFY to all those morons out there who think that the roads around here are the freaking 3 ticket bumper car ride at the county fair and smash each others cars on a daily basis. I would also like to extent a hearty GFY to all those trial lawyers out there who chase ambulances and get goober a big fat settlement so he could go buy the 60 inch plasma TV at BJ's because because he claimed his neck hurt after getting whacked trying to swerve traffic on 235 or talk on his/her cell phone while gobbling a freaking whopper and digging for a CD under the seat.
Not to be left out the blood sucking vampires who we are forced to buy products from the Insurance companies
. Being the anal wretch I am I know I have paid out over $33,000 in insurance over the last 24 years and I have a grand total of about $3,000 claims (not counting the $77,000 Hundia dent). This includes windshields, paint due to vandalism and theft.
LESSON LEARNED: Screw honesty, if you back into someones car and no one sees you run like a criminal, DO NOT LEAVE A NOTE OR CALL THE BLOOD SUCKING VILLIANS at your insurance company.