Ipod on the Bus

Mike

F*** Socialism!
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The
music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a
couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: You've been listening to your ipod.
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
I've never understood why people think it's a good idea to remove the use of one of your senses
 
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