It's a boy

[Toxick]

More later.

 

[Vixen]

Oh great another penis in the world... hip hip hooray

 

[virgovictoria]

Congrats!!

 

[cattitude]

Oh great another penis in the world... hip hip hooray

Gee, that's kind of a snippy response.

Congrats Toxic!!

 

[aps45819]

Species?

 

[remaxrealtor]

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZNxdm824YYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_79.gif' border=0></a> Good news!

 

[jazz lady]

Congratulations! I hope mommy and baby are doing fine.

 

[tomchamp]

Where's the cigars!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYYYYUS' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_6_2.gif' alt='Cigar' border=0></a>

 

[Vixen]

Gee, that's kind of a snippy response.

Congrats Toxic!!

It certainly wasn't meant to be, and congratulations Toxic, whatever species it is; guess we'll find out when he returns.

 

[watercolor]

Congrats!

 

[bresamil]

Congratulations!

 

[mainman]

Congrats Tox and family...

 

[Kain99]

Any woman would be proud to have your baby! Congrats! Raise that baby well!

 

[Vixen]

Any woman would be proud to have your baby! Congrats! Raise that baby well!

Are you sure about that?


Not the "proud" part, but is Toxic a babies daddy again?

 

[BS Gal]

Thank your lucky stars. If it's a boy, you only have to worry about ONE penis. If it's a girl, when she's about 16 or so, you have to worry about a LOT of penis's. Oh, I don't know the plural of penis. CONGRATS!

 

[aps45819]

Oh, I don't know the plural of penis. CONGRATS!

...and you call yourself morally flexible

 

[Llwynog]

...and you call yourself morally flexible

Morally flexible is one thing. Your teenage child making you a grandparent is another.



Congrats Toxick.

 

[Pegster710]

Congrats Toxick.

 

[huntr1]

Thank your lucky stars. If it's a boy, you only have to worry about ONE penis. If it's a girl, when she's about 16 or so, you have to worry about a LOT of penis's. Oh, I don't know the plural of penis. CONGRATS!

I plan to #1 teach my daughter the consequences of unprotected sex, #2 do my best to instill in her the morals to wait, and #3 demonstrate to the prospective suitors that doing anything to cause the conception of an out of wedlock child with my daughter will be met with deadly force (i.e. be cleaning a shotgun at the kitchen table the first time they come to the door to pick her up for a date).

 

[2ndAmendment]

I plan to #1 teach my daughter the consequences of unprotected sex, #2 do my best to instill in her the morals to wait, and #3 demonstrate to the prospective suitors that doing anything to cause the conception of an out of wedlock child with my daughter will be met with deadly force (i.e. be cleaning a shotgun at the kitchen table the first time they come to the door to pick her up for a date).

Something similar to #3 happened to me. I was invited in to find daddy with a shotgun across his lap. His first question was, "What are your intentions?" At that point, my intention was to not get shot.