it's not worth it

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cmdrfunk

Guest
Re: Re: boobies

Originally posted by Pete
Why didn't you just let some air out?


The danger aspect made the encounters more thrilling.
 

Toxick

Splat
Re: boobies

Originally posted by cmdrfunk
I have an ex who is 36DDD.



I can top that! F-Cups baby! She ended up having them reduced because it was ruining her back.





And that's not even why I dated her ... I'm a leg man.
 
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cmdrfunk

Guest
Originally posted by janey83
I've had it, guys aren't worth it. All they do is make women miserable.


It's in the job description.

"Wanted: One young stud.
1. Annoy me.
2. Treat me like dirt
3. Get me pregnant
4. Leave me after you get some.

I will love you for it."


We only listen to what the ad says.
 
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cmdrfunk

Guest
Re: Re: boobies

Originally posted by Toxick
I can top that! F-Cups baby! She ended up having them reduced because it was ruining her back.





And that's not even why I dated her ... I'm a leg man.


Aren't DDD and F the same?
 

Liquidwrench

New Member
Anybody remember what the subject was here? I think we went from worthless fellas to boobs. I guess most worthless fellas are boobs of sorts.:biggrin:
 

FirstClass

New Member
Dear Janey

You seem pretty mature and like you are ready to settle down in a commited relationship, why don't you try looking in the little older dept. for a man, about 24 or 25 instead of some 21 year old boys. I am very mature for my age (21) and my husband is 25, I could not imagine dating someone my age.
Just a little advice. that maybe could help you out.
 

Aimhigh2000

New Member
In my New York Accent

I say, wait a bit. Find a good F#g and be his hag, go around to all the clubs in the city, meet some of their str8 friends for this reason:

1) Girls like fags because we always tell you what looks good and what makes your as* look big (cuz we wont be missin out any way)

2) Our friends usually dress well (because we influence them that way and the Fab5 say so)

3) Both can scout hotties

4) We always give you the advice your friends wont.

and finally:

5) Live it up and be wild for a few years. You know what happens to girls in the county once they settle down.

(They wear the same jeans until after the third kid when they don't fit no more, they only wear black eyeliner, softball and budweiser is high livin', and they keep the same haircut (or their friends convince them that the front poof christmas tree look is awesome)

Venture beyond the county lines.................

and I have lived in the county long enough to know my above observations are not too far off.

And a trip to Walmart is a full day of fun!


:dance: :biggrin:
 

BuddyLee

Football addict
Re: In my New York Accent

Originally posted by Aimhigh2000
5) Live it up and be wild for a few years. You know what happens to girls in the county once they settle down.

(They wear the same jeans until after the third kid when they don't fit no more, they only wear black eyeliner, softball and budweiser is high livin', and they keep the same haircut (or their friends convince them that the front poof christmas tree look is awesome)

Venture beyond the county lines.................

and I have lived in the county long enough to know my above observations are not too far off.

And a trip to Walmart is a full day of fun!


:dance: :biggrin:

:lmao: :yeahthat: Sad but true.
 

janey83

Twenty Something
Originally posted by FirstClass
Dear Janey

You seem pretty mature and like you are ready to settle down in a commited relationship, why don't you try looking in the little older dept. for a man, about 24 or 25 instead of some 21 year old boys. I am very mature for my age (21) and my husband is 25, I could not imagine dating someone my age.
Just a little advice. that maybe could help you out.

someday my prince will come
 
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czygvtwkr

Guest
Janey

Sounds like your looking for someone is a goal, think of it as a journey and you will be alot less frustrated.

Don't try to hard, love will find you.
 

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Originally posted by czygvtwkr
Janey

Sounds like your looking for someone is a goal, think of it as a journey and you will be alot less frustrated.

Don't try to hard, love will find you.
:smile: The last line is especially true.

When you're not looking for it, that's when it knocks you head over heels, and you can truly walk 3 feet in the air, and not be aware that you are acting totally stupid. And even if you do, you don't really give a rats azz, 'cause it's the only thing that matters!

Go with what ya got!
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Originally posted by Aimhigh2000
I say, wait a bit. Find a good F#g and be his hag, go around to all the clubs in the city, meet some of their str8 friends for this reason:

1) Girls like fags because we always tell you what looks good and what makes your as* look big (cuz we wont be missin out any way)

2) Our friends usually dress well (because we influence them that way and the Fab5 say so)

3) Both can scout hotties

4) We always give you the advice your friends wont.
:lmao: Ain't THAT the truth!
 

gumbo

FIGHT CLUB !
FirstClass said:
Dear Janey

You seem pretty mature and like you are ready to settle down in a commited relationship, why don't you try looking in the little older dept. for a man, about 24 or 25 instead of some 21 year old boys. I am very mature for my age (21) and my husband is 25, I could not imagine dating someone my age.
Just a little advice. that maybe could help you out.
:duel: Honey at 25 we are still boys..The toys just cost more :boxing:

We don't even start thinking with the big head untell mid to late thirty's :shutup:
 

gumbo

FIGHT CLUB !
gumbo said:
:duel: Honey at 25 we are still boys..The toys just cost more :boxing:

We don't even start thinking with the big head untell mid to late thirty's :shutup:


:yeahthat:

The little head will cost a man a house or two
Before the big head takes over :whistle:
 
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