I've been called up for jury duty AGAIN!

[gumbo]

Dear Sharon I noticed that your location Say's Hotel California
On the cover is
C R C California rehabilitation center for those who do to much dope
Perhaps you need a longer visit.
Listen to the song better.? I'm sorry you can't listen you have a mental block
and judgmentally challenged

 

[Sharon]

Dear Sharon I noticed that your location Say's Hotel California

Dear Gumby,

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Your fiend,
Sharon

 

[gumbo]

I used to think that you were just a blabbering idiot. Now, I have a much lower opinion of you.

Once when I was 7 I had a pet rat.
One day it was going under the bed so I picked it up by the tail.
The first thing I saw on that rat when I picked it up by the tail.
Is what I think of your opinion

 

[Sharon]

Once when I was 7 I had a pet rat.
One day it was going under the bed so I picked it up by the tail.
The first thing I saw on that rat when I picked it up by the tail.
Is what I think of your opinion

Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?

 

[gumbo]

Dear Gumby,

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Your fiend,
Sharon

My fiend?? Why yes you are

 

[Sharon]

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

 

[gumbo]

Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?

If you say so! Yes dear Ok sure honey whatever you say

 

[Sharon]

Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no foot.

 

[gumbo]

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I told you before I am not into duct tape and handcuffs.

Don't you have something with batteries you could be playing with instead of running of at the mouth?

If your batteries are dead Here use this

 

[Sharon]

I told you before I am not into duct tape and handcuffs.

Don't you have something with batteries you could be playing with instead of running of at the mouth?

If your batteries are dead Here use this

Well done! You have exceeded your previous attempt for the 'Moronic Comeback of the Year' award.

 

[gumbo]

Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no foot.

I really think you need to do this while I do this
It might help you not be such a beotch

 

[Sharon]

I really think you need to do this while I do this
It might help you be not such a beotch

Keep talking, maybe someday you'll say something semi-intelligent...or NOT!

 

[gumbo]

Well done! You have exceeded your previous attempt for the 'Moronic Comeback of the Year' award.

Yes but this has a entertainment value

You words have no value at all

 

[Sharon]

Yes but this has a entertainment value

It does... but I'm trying to imagine you with a personality and it just isn't happening. :shrug:

 

[gumbo]

It does... but I'm trying to imagine you with a personality and it just isn't happening. :shrug:

Thats because I am not your type
I have an opinion that differs from yours
and you don't like that about a man.

 

[Sharon]

Thats because I am not your type
I have an opinion that differs from yours
and you don't like that about a man.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species and I wouldn't go out with you even if you weren't reptilian.

 

[gumbo]

Sorry, I don't date outside my species and I wouldn't go out with you even if you weren't reptilian.

Let me translate from beotch to English for everyone!

She really has the hots for me but is afraid to say so

 

[Sharon]

She really has the hots for me but is afraid to say so

Sorry, I like them a little higher on the food chain.

 

[gumbo]

Sorry, I like them a little higher on the food chain.

Well now little ole you with all them guns.
the only thing that would be higher on the food chain would be GODZILLA

What a perfect couple you two would make

 

[2ndAmendment]

Whats up catfish? I figured you would feed into this
Didn't your hubby give you your opinion today??

I don't need to give her an opinion. She thinks quit well for herself as opposed to you who has trouble with a coherent thought process. I think gumbo is a great name for you; it describes the condition of your brain, soup.