Well after trying everything known to man and beast and being on the phone until 12:20am she said i needed a new wireless card. Seems the one they initially used to build Dells with Vista don't work very well with Vista. Even though I have good signal strength, the latest drivers it spuriously connects. It arbitrarily looks for an invalid IPv4 address.
New updated latest wireless card will be here in 2 days and she is going to call and help me set it up to be sure.
In the meantime during all the download, waiting for a restart and watching her remotely check the computer I learned:
She is 26
Speaks perfect English
Just graduated college with a BS in Computer Science.
Lives on the outskirts of Manila
Not married
2 Sisters
Favorite color is purple
Likes long walks on the beach
Has never eaten dog or monkey meat
Is that close enough to raspberry for you, though?