Ken King Makes News

[UrbanPancake]

Hey Turbanassflake, it isn't me you dweeb, though it is sort of funny. There are at least two other Ken Kings in the county that I know of and at times I have had to answer for their peculiarities. I realize that since you can't battle with intellect that you would stoop to a tactic fitting you and your brethren worms. Enjoy the laugh; I know you don't get many.

Oh yeah, another splash of RED for you. I bet stop lights are starting to freak you out.

Didn't you read the part where I said it probably isn't you?????? Just read some of the posts. Anyway, even you think its funny.

 

[Ken King]

Didn't you read the part where I said it probably isn't you?????? Just read some of the posts. Anyway, even you think its funny.

Yeah, but nowhere near as funny as having an officer show up with an arrest warrant for whom he thought was me at 4:30AM and I was described as a 35 year old black male 6'2" and 185 lbs. I was 45 at the time, white, 5'9" and 200 lbs. He wanted to argue about it too. Nor was it as funny when a company tried to bring suit against me for defaulting on a mortgage in New Jersey when at the time I was stationed in Iceland and have never purchased anything in New Jersey. Common names might be convenient but they also are a pain in the ass. I bet John Smith's or in this area anyone with a last name of Raley, Thompson, Quade, etc. have it worse than I do.

 

[Agee]

Hey Turbanassflake, it isn't me you dweeb, though it is sort of funny. There are at least two other Ken Kings in the county that I know of and at times I have had to answer for their peculiarities. I realize that since you can't battle with intellect that you would stoop to a tactic fitting you and your brethren worms. Enjoy the laugh; I know you don't get many.

Oh yeah, another splash of RED for you. I bet stop lights are starting to freak you out.

 

[unixpirate]

I have no clue, but I couldn't help but post this. You should have saw my face when I read this. My jaw dropped.

Well your late buttwipe

http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?t=36960

 

[UrbanPancake]

Yeah, but nowhere near as funny as having an officer show up with an arrest warrant for whom he thought was me at 4:30AM and I was described as a 35 year old black male 6'2" and 185 lbs. I was 45 at the time, white, 5'9" and 200 lbs. He wanted to argue about it too. Nor was it as funny when a company tried to bring suit against me for defaulting on a mortgage in New Jersey when at the time I was stationed in Iceland and have never purchased anything in New Jersey. Common names might be convenient but they also are a pain in the ass. I bet John Smith's or in this area anyone with a last name of Raley, Thompson, Quade, etc. have it worse than I do.

Now you really have me laughing. I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you..... I can't stop laughing....

 

[unixpirate]

I like you KK! stop lights!

 

[vraiblonde]

Vrai has a story about how the paper tried to make her look like she had a DWI.

Actually, they tried to make it sound like I got drunk and ran over some kid on a bike.

What really happened is that the kid was riding the wrong way down 235 and ran into the side of my car as I was trying to turn out of the Northridge parking lot. My car wasn't moving, btw, I was sitting there waiting for an opening in the traffic.

The picture was of me shielding my eyes against the sunlight while a cop took my information - looked like I was crying while getting hauled off to the pokey. The caption read something like, "Deputy confronts woman after her vehicle collides with a youth on a bicycle in front of local bar. It has not yet been determined whether alcohol was a factor in the accident."

I was coming out of Northridge after meeting with the owner to get his ad copy for that week.

 

[Ken King]

Actually, they tried to make it sound like I got drunk and ran over some kid on a bike.

What really happened is that the kid was riding the wrong way down 235 and ran into the side of my car as I was trying to turn out of the Northridge parking lot. My car wasn't moving, btw, I was sitting there waiting for an opening in the traffic.

The picture was of me shielding my eyes against the sunlight while a cop took my information - looked like I was crying while getting hauled off to the pokey. The caption read something like, "Deputy confronts woman after her vehicle collides with a youth on a bicycle in front of local bar. It has not yet been determined whether alcohol was a factor in the accident."

I was coming out of Northridge after meeting with the owner to get his ad copy for that week.

You probably weren't using your seatbelt either.

 

[dems4me]

Actually, they tried to make it sound like I got drunk and ran over some kid on a bike.

What really happened is that the kid was riding the wrong way down 235 and ran into the side of my car as I was trying to turn out of the Northridge parking lot. My car wasn't moving, btw, I was sitting there waiting for an opening in the traffic.

The picture was of me shielding my eyes against the sunlight while a cop took my information - looked like I was crying while getting hauled off to the pokey. The caption read something like, "Deputy confronts woman after her vehicle collides with a youth on a bicycle in front of local bar. It has not yet been determined whether alcohol was a factor in the accident."

I was coming out of Northridge after meeting with the owner to get his ad copy for that week.

Wow!!! Either you put a huge spin on this or they did : Did you sue for libel :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

You probably weren't using your seatbelt either.

 

[UrbanPancake]

Actually, they tried to make it sound like I got drunk and ran over some kid on a bike.

What really happened is that the kid was riding the wrong way down 235 and ran into the side of my car as I was trying to turn out of the Northridge parking lot. My car wasn't moving, btw, I was sitting there waiting for an opening in the traffic.

The picture was of me shielding my eyes against the sunlight while a cop took my information - looked like I was crying while getting hauled off to the pokey. The caption read something like, "Deputy confronts woman after her vehicle collides with a youth on a bicycle in front of local bar. It has not yet been determined whether alcohol was a factor in the accident."

I was coming out of Northridge after meeting with the owner to get his ad copy for that week.

That's what they all say.

 

[Ken King]

Now you really have me laughing. I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you..... I can't stop laughing....

Laughter is good for the heart and I find many of these situations, while irritating at the time, TFF after the fact. Good thing my Dad isn't still alive or I would be hearing it from him when his copy of the rag arrived in Georgia. He would have had a field day over this.

 

[vraiblonde]

Wow!!! Either you put a huge spin on this or they did

Technically, the caption was correct. The cop was talking to me about an accident that I was involved in in front of a bar and it had not yet been determined whether alcohol was a factor. There was no "confrontation" and my vehicle didn't collide with anything - the kid's bike did. But those are minor spin points.

 

[UrbanPancake]

I'm having a field over this right now. I haven't laughed like this forever. What are the chances that someone with your name would be in the paper? I guess I have to pay more attention to the St. Mary's Today!

 

[Tonio]

Actually, they tried to make it sound like I got drunk and ran over some kid on a bike.

Thanks for supplying the details, Vrai. That was a despicable thing the paper did to you.

 

[dems4me]

Technically, the caption was correct. The cop was talking to me about an accident that I was involved in in front of a bar and it had not yet been determined whether alcohol was a factor. There was no "confrontation" and my vehicle didn't collide with anything - the kid's bike did. But those are minor spin points.

Were you drinking :shrug:

 

[Ken King]

Wow!!! Either you put a huge spin on this or they did : Did you sue for libel :shrug:

You obviously know nothing of Mr. Rossingnol and the exploits of his tabloid. He has been sued out of just about everywhere and the line of cases awaiting against him is so long that most petitioners will pass on before their day in court.

 

[UrbanPancake]

Were you drinking :shrug:

She is unable to answer at this time due to an ongoing investigation by the county.

 

[dems4me]

You obviously know nothing of Mr. Rossingnol and the exploits of his tabloid. He has been sued out of just about everywhere and the line of cases awaiting against him is so long that most petitioners will pass on before their day in court.

Oh dear!!! That is terrible... what a mean jerk... Poor Vria -- what luck

 

[vraiblonde]

Were you drinking :shrug:

Um...no. It was like 10:00 in the morning and I was there picking up ad copy. The bar part wasn't even open yet, just the restaurant. But the fact remains that neither I nor the kid were breathalized so, to this day, it has not yet been determined whether alcohol was a factor.