Kids really are Satan's spawn

[Christy]

Oh, my mother has saved my son from at least one night of pain and misery. She requested her little darling(s) come over and visit and color eggs with the entire brood of grandchildren.

 

[janey83]

Originally posted by BuddyLee
Your mother probably gave you the curse and you paid it no mind, here it goes:

When you get older and have children I hope that they are just as bad and rotten as you are.

lol, my mom used to say that to my brother all the time...

eh, a few times to me...but I was never too bad of a kid, I guess...

 

[janey83]

Originally posted by jazz lady
Me three.

 

[huntr1]

Re: Re: Kids really are Satan's spawn

Originally posted by tatercake
Christy ... since he'll have so much time on spring break, make him write you a 3 page report single spaced on the pitfalls of homelessness which he has to research on the internet during his spring break.

That should give him the wake-up call he needs about how good he's got it at home!

Heck with that. If you want to REALLY punish him, make him do the research in the library with actual books. No internet allowed.

 

[mydoghasfleas]

Re: Re: Re: Kids really are Satan's spawn

Originally posted by kwillia
You mean your daughter wasn't always an only child...

Kwillia

Your amazing scent gives me butterflies, like I never even thought possible from a sea of Ocean Spray Cranberry juice. What's a MEAN hunka woman like you doing in a BEAUTIFUL PLACE like this?

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Kids really are Satan's spawn

Originally posted by mydoghasfleas
Kwillia

Your amazing scent gives me butterflies, like I never even thought possible from a sea of Ocean Spray Cranberry juice. What's a sweet hunka woman like you doing in a dive like this?

She's here for me...

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by mydoghasfleas
a dive like this?

Excuse me?