lets share helpful hints with one another.

[BS Gal]

When cleaning a freshly killed deer, stay away from that smelly gland thing.

 

[K_Jo]

I have no idea what would happen, but for some reason I just laughed.

Me, too.

What happened, BS?

 

[Nanny Pam]

Never prep for a colonoscopy and attend a nighttime social arrangement.... thinking you'll make it home before it kicks in...

OMG

 

[BS Gal]

I have no idea what would happen, but for some reason I just laughed.

The friggin Ben Gay got on the pantyhose and I dragged it upwards and I walked like John Wayne when I got out of the car to go into work. You can't wash that stuff off, either. Just makes it worse.

 

[BuddyLee]

Always ask the cop why he isn't out chasing the real bad guys.

Never bat your eyelashes at a male cop if you're BuddyLee in a black firebird.

 

[Angel]

My helpful hint: Don't eat too much or you will get fat.

 

[onebdzee]

Never try to clean out your gutters by getting on the roof with a leaf blower that is marked "up to 215 mphs"....the extension cord will not hold you

 

[BS Gal]

Never, ever, strap waterskis to an aluminum chair and think you can ski while sitting in the chair.

 

[BuddyLee]

Never intend to put in a pizza in the oven and turn on one of the burners instead. It also helps if a glass pan full of peanut butter fudge isn't on that burner. Boom!

 

[Kyle]

I'll bet, out there somewhere... Heloises head exploded today.

 

[virgovictoria]

Never bat your eyelashes at a male cop if you're BuddyLee in a black firebird.

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[BuddyLee]

Need a makeover?

My eyebrows are too bushy and Nomoney thinks I look like a monkey.

 

[RoseRed]

Don't listen to the "fat" show on TV, because everytime someone weighs in I think my phone beeps for a message for me and it is the TV.

 

[RoseRed]

Never bat your eyelashes at a male cop if you're BuddyLee in a black firebird.

True!

 

[K_Jo]

Don't listen to the "fat" show on TV, because everytime someone weighs in I think my phone beeps for a message for me and it is the TV.

That happened to me, too!

 

[DoWhat]

Don’t go to a family counselor and then post on the forums. Makes for a very long and boring tread.

 

[K_Jo]

Don't listen to the "fat" show on TV, because everytime someone weighs in I think my phone beeps for a message for me and it is the TV.

How come the guys get to wear shirts but the girls have to wear sports bras? I'm trying to eat.

 

[K_Jo]

Don’t go to a family counselor and then post on the forums. Makes for a very long and boring tread.

 

[BS Gal]

Don’t go to a family counselor and then post on the forums. Makes for a very long and boring tread.

 

[BuddyLee]

Never complain about getting fleas from your friends home on a local forum.