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gumby said:I heard you and Duponster were around when Christ was a child.
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I heard it was before dirt

gumby said:I heard you and Duponster were around when Christ was a child.
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gumby said:I heard you and Duponster were around when Christ was a child.
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Yeah, we relied upon an azzhat specialist named MMDad that insisted that he could accurately determine altitude based on multiples of his "johnson", as he claimed it to be a foot in length. Seems he was woefully wrong in his measurements by about 75%, even though his math computations were correct. This was later validated by his wife when she heard of his methodology and retorted "Foot, that SOB ain't even three inches". She went on to add that it was great sex anytime he lasted for more than a foot.MMDad said:I did read the first report mentioning Ken's name. It was only half successful. Icarus completed his flight, but Daedulus crashed due to faulty altitude data supplied by the range.
Ken King said:Yeah, we relied upon an azzhat specialist named MMDad that insisted that he could accurately determine altitude based on multiples of his "johnson", as he claimed it to be a foot in length. Seems he was woefully wrong in his measurements by about 75%, even though his math computations were correct. This was later validated by his wife when she heard of his methodology and retorted "Foot, that SOB ain't even three inches". She went on to add that it was great sex anytime he lasted for more than a foot.
I guess we now know that the MM in MMDad means millimeter.
Neither, (Air Force) was Aerospace Control and Warning Systems operator, then Electronic Warfare Specialist and ended up as an Enlisted Surveillance Officer with AWACS before going civil service and now run the Military Radar Units for Pax.MMDad said:![]()
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BTW, Ken, EW or AW?
Ken King said:Neither, (Air Force) was Aerospace Control and Warning Systems operator, then Electronic Warfare Specialist and ended up as an Enlisted Surveillance Officer with AWACS before going civil service and now run the Military Radar Units for Pax.
Son of a preacher man, eh? CoolMMDad said:My dad was a USAF Chaplain. I was USN, ET, work IFF.
Ken King said:Son of a preacher man, eh? Cool
Did he happen to pull a tour in Iceland in the late 70s, because I have a funny little story dealing with an Air Force Chaplain while stationed up there. And it ain't the bad kind of funny, if you know what I mean.
I could see where that could be a problem in his career field.MMDad said:Nope. He was kicked out in '69. For some reason, they don't like Chaplains who :bangbangbang: their secretary.
CoastieWife86 said:Hey ya'll... My husband is Coast Guard and we will be transferring to Station St. Inigoes next month. We were looking at apartments in Lexington Park,and because I've never been to the area its hard to see which ones are decent from an internet picture... Has anyone lived in any in Lexington Park(or surrounding areas) that they would reccommend?
teverheart2002 said:I'll throw this out as an option for you Coastie: Have you guys thought about a fifth wheel?? We bought a truck and a fifth wheel for approx. $800/month and then lot rent of $400. We decided that at the end of our 3 years here (hubby is Navy) we would own our retirement vehicle. That way we don't feel like we are just throwing the BHA away. Just wanted to give you another option along with base housing.
If he's going to be stationed at St Inigoes, why not try to find a place by St Inigoes.. there's a beautiful HOUSE for rent on our street for 1300.. and I'm about 4 miles from St Inigoes.. It's where I work too, though not with the Light Blues..CoastieWife86 said:LMAO... hmm... dont know if i want to move where she is or not... jk...
itsbob said:If he's going to be stationed at St Inigoes, why not try to find a place by St Inigoes.. there's a beautiful HOUSE for rent on our street for 1300.. and I'm about 4 miles from St Inigoes.. It's where I work too, though not with the Light Blues..
It's been for rent for awhile so the rent MIGHT be negotiable
dustin said:Coastie,
FYI the nearest mall is in Waldorf, which is about 45-60 minutes away depending on where you wind up living in that area.
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MMDad said:Don't do that to her. Never recommend Waldorf to someone until you've met her and decide you hate her.
But he is correct. The nearest mall is about an hour away, but I recommend Annapolis. There are way too many shootings and stabbings at the mall in Waldorf.
itsbob said:yes this IS the country.. but coming from the South of PAX the traffic is never a problem getting anywhere. Shopping, Target, Wal-Mart, BJ's.. etc are within 15 - 20 minutes from here. St Marys hospital is about 20 - 25 minutes, and has a GOOD delivery ward.. We just used it ourselves. The house I mentioned has a 2 acre yard, as do most of the houses here, and have horse farms close by.. BEAUTIFUL country, and close to the water.