What a letdown. No fireworks.Airgasm said:So you had a virgin moment...![]()
What a letdown. No fireworks.Airgasm said:So you had a virgin moment...![]()
Isn't that pretty much par for the course of virgin moments...RoseRed said:What a letdown. No fireworks.
kwillia said:Isn't that pretty much par for the course of virgin moments...![]()
kwillia said:She used to call me baby; I thought she was such a lady.
But, my, how things have changed since time's moved on.
I fear for my last dollar, an' all she'll do is holler.
Oh, my life has become a country song.
I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me,
An' comes to bed at night with that cold cream on.
Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just too risky.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
All day long, it goes on and on.
If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
I guess I should admit it, she ain't ever gonna quit it:
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue an' shiny.
God, you ought to see what's happened to her hiney: (Her what?) Her hiney!
Man, that thing is big enoug to land a small plane on. (Small plane? Your tellin' it. )
I used to roll her in the clover, (Mmm huh!) but, thank God, those days are over.(I believe.)
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
All day long, she gnaws on and on.
If some day, they dropped the big one,
I'd say: "Sweet Jesus, she's finally gonna leave me alone."
It's all right if we say it, 'cause the radio won't play it.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
It is my boy's song too... it cracks him up everytime it comes on XM radio...cattitude said:That is Boy's song.![]()
kwillia said:I wonder where your heart is,
'Cos it sure don't feel like it's here.
Sometimes I think you wish,
That I would just disappear.
Have I got it all wrong?
Have you felt this way long?
Are you already gone?
Do you feel lonely,
When you're here by my side?
Does the sound of freedom,
Echo in your mind?
Do you wish you were by yourself,
Or that I was someone else?
Anyone else.
Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?
I don't wanna hold you back.
No, I don't wanna slow you down.
I don't wanna make you feel,
Like you are tied up and bound.
'Cos that's not what love's about;
If there's no chance we can work it out,
Tell me now.
Oh, tell me, tell me now.
Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?
Have I become the enemy?
Is it hard to be yourself in my company?
Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?
Oh, tell me, tell me now.
Where would you be?
Where would you go?
Who would you love?
Would it be me?
Instrumental Fade off.
Martina McBride. She is awesome.cattitude said:who is it? does she scream?
Kyle said:[font=comic sans ms,papyrus, arial, helvetica][font=comic sans ms,papyrus, arial, helvetica]Wake up little Suzie, wake up, wake up little Suzie, wake up
We both fell sound asleep, wake up little Suzie and weep
The movie's over, it's four o'clock and we're in trouble deep
CHORUS
Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
Well, what're we gonna tell your mama, what're we gonna tell your papa
What're gonna tell our friends when they say 'ooh la la'
Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
Well, I told your mama that you'd be in by ten
Well, Suzie baby, looks like we goofed again
Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie, we gotta go home
Wake up little Suzie, wake up, wake up little Suzie, wake up
The movie wasn't so hot, it didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked, our reputation is shot
CHORUS
Wake up little Suzie
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