Long time, no hear...

tomchamp

New Member
Now, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a gonna go
when the volcano blow.
Let me say it now,
I don't know, I don't know where I'm a gonna go
when the volcano blow.

Ground, she movin' under me.
Tidal waves out on the sea.
Sulphur smoke up in the sky.
Pretty soon we learn to fly

Chorus
Let me hear you, now
I don't know, I don't know where I'm a gonna go
when the volcano blow.
Let me hear you now.
I don't know, I don't know where I'm a gonna go
when the volcano blow.

My girl quickly say to me,
"Mon you better watch your feet."
Lava come down soft and hot.
"You better lava me now or lava me not.

Chorus

No time to count what I'm worth,
cause I just left the planet Earth.
Where I go I hope there's rhum.
Not to worry mon soon come.

Chorus

But I don't want to land in New York City,
I don't want to land in Mexico.
I don't want to land on no Three Mile Island;
I don't want to see my skin a-glow.

Don't want to land in Comanche Sky Park,
or in Nashville, Tennessee.
I don't want to land in no San Juan airport or
the Yukon Territory.

Don't want to land no San Diego.
Don't want to land in no Buzzards Bay.
I don't want to land on no Ayahtolla.
I got nothin' more to say.
 
She used to call me baby; I thought she was such a lady.
But, my, how things have changed since time's moved on.
I fear for my last dollar, an' all she'll do is holler.
Oh, my life has become a country song.

I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me,
An' comes to bed at night with that cold cream on.
Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just too risky.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.

All day long, it goes on and on.
If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
I guess I should admit it, she ain't ever gonna quit it:
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.

Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue an' shiny.
God, you ought to see what's happened to her hiney: (Her what?) Her hiney!
Man, that thing is big enoug to land a small plane on. (Small plane? Your tellin' it. )
I used to roll her in the clover, (Mmm huh!) but, thank God, those days are over.(I believe.)
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.

All day long, she gnaws on and on.
If some day, they dropped the big one,
I'd say: "Sweet Jesus, she's finally gonna leave me alone."
It's all right if we say it, 'cause the radio won't play it.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
kwillia said:
She used to call me baby; I thought she was such a lady.
But, my, how things have changed since time's moved on.
I fear for my last dollar, an' all she'll do is holler.
Oh, my life has become a country song.

I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me,
An' comes to bed at night with that cold cream on.
Sometimes I might feel frisky, but these days it's just too risky.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.

All day long, it goes on and on.
If a tree fell in the forest, she didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
I guess I should admit it, she ain't ever gonna quit it:
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.

Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue an' shiny.
God, you ought to see what's happened to her hiney: (Her what?) Her hiney!
Man, that thing is big enoug to land a small plane on. (Small plane? Your tellin' it. )
I used to roll her in the clover, (Mmm huh!) but, thank God, those days are over.(I believe.)
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.

All day long, she gnaws on and on.
If some day, they dropped the big one,
I'd say: "Sweet Jesus, she's finally gonna leave me alone."
It's all right if we say it, 'cause the radio won't play it.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.
It's hard to kiss the lips, at night, that chew your ass out all day long.


That is Boy's song. :yay:
 

tomchamp

New Member
PIRATE LOOKS AT FORTY Jimmy Buffett
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,
Wanted to sail upon your waters
since I was three feet tall.
You've seen it all, you've seen it all.

Watch the men who rode you,
Switch from sails to steam.
And in your belly you hold the treasure
that few have ever seen, most of them dreams,
Most of them dreams.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.

I've done a bit of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.

Instrumental

I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.

Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupations
just not around.
I feel like I've drowned,
Gonna head uptown.
 
F.Y.I... I sound like her in the shower....

I wonder where your heart is,
'Cos it sure don't feel like it's here.
Sometimes I think you wish,
That I would just disappear.
Have I got it all wrong?
Have you felt this way long?
Are you already gone?

Do you feel lonely,
When you're here by my side?
Does the sound of freedom,
Echo in your mind?
Do you wish you were by yourself,
Or that I was someone else?
Anyone else.

Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?

I don't wanna hold you back.
No, I don't wanna slow you down.
I don't wanna make you feel,
Like you are tied up and bound.
'Cos that's not what love's about;
If there's no chance we can work it out,
Tell me now.
Oh, tell me, tell me now.

Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?

Have I become the enemy?
Is it hard to be yourself in my company?

Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?

Oh, tell me, tell me now.
Where would you be?
Where would you go?
Who would you love?
Would it be me?

Instrumental Fade off.
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover,
Something in the way she woos me.
I don’t want to leave her now,
You know I believe and how.
Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don’t need no other lover.
Something in her style that shows me.
I don’t want to leave her now,
You know I believe and how.
You’re asking me will my love grow,
I don’t know, I don’t know.
You stick around now it may show,
I don’t know, I don’t know.
Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her,
Something in the things she shows me.
I don’t want to leave her now,
You know I believe and how.
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
kwillia said:
I wonder where your heart is,
'Cos it sure don't feel like it's here.
Sometimes I think you wish,
That I would just disappear.
Have I got it all wrong?
Have you felt this way long?
Are you already gone?

Do you feel lonely,
When you're here by my side?
Does the sound of freedom,
Echo in your mind?
Do you wish you were by yourself,
Or that I was someone else?
Anyone else.

Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?

I don't wanna hold you back.
No, I don't wanna slow you down.
I don't wanna make you feel,
Like you are tied up and bound.
'Cos that's not what love's about;
If there's no chance we can work it out,
Tell me now.
Oh, tell me, tell me now.

Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?

Have I become the enemy?
Is it hard to be yourself in my company?

Where would you be,
If you weren't here with me?
Where would you go,
If you were single and free?
Who would you love,
Would it be me?
Where would you be?

Oh, tell me, tell me now.
Where would you be?
Where would you go?
Who would you love?
Would it be me?

Instrumental Fade off.


who is it? does she scream?
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Standin' in the corner
Of toulouse and dauphine
Waitin' on marie-ondine
I'm tryin' to place a tune
Under a louisiana moonbeam
On the planet of New Orleans
In a bar they call the saturn
And in her eyes of green
And somethin' that she said in a dream
Inside of my suit I got my mojo root
And a true love figurine
For the planet of new orleans


New Orleans - the other planet
With other life upon it
And everythin' that's shakin' in between
If you should ever land upon it
You better know what's on it
The planet of New Orleans


Now I'm tryin' to find my way
Through the rain and the steam
I'm lookin' straight ahead through the screen
And then I heard her say
Somethin' in the limousine
'bout taking a ride across the planet of New Orleans


If she was an ace
And I was just a jack
And the cards were never seen
We could have been the king and the queen
But she took me back to her courtyard
Where magnolia perfume screams
Behind the gates and the granite
Of the planet of New Orleans

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tomchamp

New Member
Linda!

I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double E
But the train don't run bye here no more
Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
I don't want to talk about it

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
 
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Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
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We both fell sound asleep, wake up little Suzie and weep
The movie's over, it's four o'clock and we're in trouble deep

CHORUS
Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
Well, what're we gonna tell your mama, what're we gonna tell your papa
What're gonna tell our friends when they say 'ooh la la'
Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
Well, I told your mama that you'd be in by ten
Well, Suzie baby, looks like we goofed again

Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie, we gotta go home

Wake up little Suzie, wake up, wake up little Suzie, wake up
The movie wasn't so hot, it didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked, our reputation is shot

CHORUS

Wake up little Suzie

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Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
Don't ya love her madly
Don't ya need her badly
Don't ya love her ways
Tell me what you say

Don't ya love her madly
Wanna be her daddy
Don't ya love her face
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door
Like she did one thousand times before

Don't ya love her ways
Tell me what you say
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door

All your love
All your love
All your love
All your love

All your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark

Yeah, don't you love her
Don't you love her as she's walkin' out the door

All your love
All your love
All your love

Yeah, all your love is gone
So sing a lonely song
Of a deep blue dream
Seven horses seem to be on the mark
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Kyle said:
[font=comic sans ms,papyrus, arial, helvetica][font=comic sans ms,papyrus, arial, helvetica]Wake up little Suzie, wake up, wake up little Suzie, wake up
We both fell sound asleep, wake up little Suzie and weep
The movie's over, it's four o'clock and we're in trouble deep

CHORUS
Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
Well, what're we gonna tell your mama, what're we gonna tell your papa
What're gonna tell our friends when they say 'ooh la la'
Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie
Well, I told your mama that you'd be in by ten
Well, Suzie baby, looks like we goofed again

Wake up little Suzie, wake up little Suzie, we gotta go home

Wake up little Suzie, wake up, wake up little Suzie, wake up
The movie wasn't so hot, it didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked, our reputation is shot

CHORUS

Wake up little Suzie

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:dance:

:smoochy: Joop
 
CHORUS
Don't want your lo-o-o-o-ove anymore
Don't want your ki-i-i-i-isses, that's for sure
I die each time I hear this sound
Here he co-o-o-o-omes, that's Kathy's clown?

I've gotta stand tall, you know a man can't crawl
But when he knows you tell lies and he hears em passin by
He's not a man at all

CHORUS

When you see me shed a tear and you know that it's sincere
Dontcha think it's kinda sad that you're treatin me so bad
Or don't you even care

CHORUS

FADE
That's Kathy's clown
That's Kathy's clown

:ohwell:
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
always heard that his herb was top shelf
Lord I just could not wait to find out for myself.
Well don't knock it till you've tried it.
And I've tried it my friend.
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again!

Now we learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I may discount bungee jump but,
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[Chorus:]
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You CAN pour me some old whiskey River my friend.
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Huntsville, but it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
I took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in

[Chorus]

Now we're passin' the guitar, we're tellin' good jokes
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
No I do not partake I just let it pass by
With a grin on my face and a great contact high

[Chorus]

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again
 
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