Just for meangirl...
Here’s what I can tell you if you want to know the truth about it.
There’s a microchip inside my brain, and I can’t live without it.
You might have one too; I’ll bet you do; you know, I wouldn’t doubt it.
People in the government control our actions via satellite.
But I’ll be all right just as long as I’m wearing this tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never penetrate that.
Everybody knows that Ronald Reagan is an alien.
It doesn’t take a genius to find out he’s not the only one.
Captain Kangaroo? What kind of name is that?! I’d watch your children.
They get secret messages while they are watching television.
Not me. I’m in my tinfoil armor. They’ll never get to me in my tinfoil hat.
‘Cause all their silly mind contol rays can never get around that.
Everthing that happens is the work of shadow governments.
J.F.K. and John-John? You can’t tell me that’s coincidence.
Mind controlling radiation permeates the atmosphere,
But I’ve got a secret weapon. They can’t find me here, because
I’m all decked out in my three-piece tinfoil suit
and it goes with my tinfoil spats.
I top it all off with a wide-brimmed tinfoil hat.
When I first found out about that little radio receiver,
I was such a skeptic, but I’ve turned into a true believer.
Everyone I tell about it seems to think that I have gone insane,
But if the aliens could catch me they would take apart my brain.
So the main thing you need to remember is always wear a tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never get around that.
Little Brother’s everywhere. He’s standing right outside your door,
Tracking every move you make and everything you say. What’s more,
The government keeps lists of everything you purchase at the store.
That’s so they can build replacements of the people who get in their way.
So, hey,
Next time you’re out shopping, buy yourself a roll of heavy-duty Reynold’s Wrap,
And see if all their mind control rays can ever penetrate that!
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Here’s what I can tell you if you want to know the truth about it.
There’s a microchip inside my brain, and I can’t live without it.
You might have one too; I’ll bet you do; you know, I wouldn’t doubt it.
People in the government control our actions via satellite.
But I’ll be all right just as long as I’m wearing this tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never penetrate that.
Everybody knows that Ronald Reagan is an alien.
It doesn’t take a genius to find out he’s not the only one.
Captain Kangaroo? What kind of name is that?! I’d watch your children.
They get secret messages while they are watching television.
Not me. I’m in my tinfoil armor. They’ll never get to me in my tinfoil hat.
‘Cause all their silly mind contol rays can never get around that.
Everthing that happens is the work of shadow governments.
J.F.K. and John-John? You can’t tell me that’s coincidence.
Mind controlling radiation permeates the atmosphere,
But I’ve got a secret weapon. They can’t find me here, because
I’m all decked out in my three-piece tinfoil suit
and it goes with my tinfoil spats.
I top it all off with a wide-brimmed tinfoil hat.
When I first found out about that little radio receiver,
I was such a skeptic, but I’ve turned into a true believer.
Everyone I tell about it seems to think that I have gone insane,
But if the aliens could catch me they would take apart my brain.
So the main thing you need to remember is always wear a tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never get around that.
Little Brother’s everywhere. He’s standing right outside your door,
Tracking every move you make and everything you say. What’s more,
The government keeps lists of everything you purchase at the store.
That’s so they can build replacements of the people who get in their way.
So, hey,
Next time you’re out shopping, buy yourself a roll of heavy-duty Reynold’s Wrap,
And see if all their mind control rays can ever penetrate that!
<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=tinfoil+hat/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11t99k9lq/EXP=1121898608/*-http%3A//kentasy.net/Images/tinfoil-hat.jpg">