Long time, no hear...

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Just for meangirl...

Here’s what I can tell you if you want to know the truth about it.
There’s a microchip inside my brain, and I can’t live without it.
You might have one too; I’ll bet you do; you know, I wouldn’t doubt it.
People in the government control our actions via satellite.

But I’ll be all right just as long as I’m wearing this tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never penetrate that.

Everybody knows that Ronald Reagan is an alien.
It doesn’t take a genius to find out he’s not the only one.
Captain Kangaroo? What kind of name is that?! I’d watch your children.
They get secret messages while they are watching television.

Not me. I’m in my tinfoil armor. They’ll never get to me in my tinfoil hat.
‘Cause all their silly mind contol rays can never get around that.

Everthing that happens is the work of shadow governments.
J.F.K. and John-John? You can’t tell me that’s coincidence.
Mind controlling radiation permeates the atmosphere,
But I’ve got a secret weapon. They can’t find me here, because

I’m all decked out in my three-piece tinfoil suit
and it goes with my tinfoil spats.
I top it all off with a wide-brimmed tinfoil hat.

When I first found out about that little radio receiver,
I was such a skeptic, but I’ve turned into a true believer.
Everyone I tell about it seems to think that I have gone insane,
But if the aliens could catch me they would take apart my brain.

So the main thing you need to remember is always wear a tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never get around that.

Little Brother’s everywhere. He’s standing right outside your door,
Tracking every move you make and everything you say. What’s more,
The government keeps lists of everything you purchase at the store.
That’s so they can build replacements of the people who get in their way.

So, hey,
Next time you’re out shopping, buy yourself a roll of heavy-duty Reynold’s Wrap,
And see if all their mind control rays can ever penetrate that!

<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=tinfoil+hat/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11t99k9lq/EXP=1121898608/*-http%3A//kentasy.net/Images/tinfoil-hat.jpg">
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
chaotic said:
:lalala: I'm going into my own little world, and not coming out until the hair is back to Fabio-length.
Fabio is :barf: city...

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling.
:lmao: That was a great movie moment. :killingme
 

chaotic

This is your captain!
meangirl said:
I love that song! Definitely one that stays with you. :lmao:

I bet your hair looks...ummmm...cute. :lmao: :huggy:

My hair has a good personality. We have an understanding - I don't bother it too much, and it doesn't leave me.

<img src="http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/badhairday.jpg">
 

tomchamp

New Member
jazz lady said:
Here’s what I can tell you if you want to know the truth about it.
There’s a microchip inside my brain, and I can’t live without it.
You might have one too; I’ll bet you do; you know, I wouldn’t doubt it.
People in the government control our actions via satellite.

But I’ll be all right just as long as I’m wearing this tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never penetrate that.

Everybody knows that Ronald Reagan is an alien.
It doesn’t take a genius to find out he’s not the only one.
Captain Kangaroo? What kind of name is that?! I’d watch your children.
They get secret messages while they are watching television.

Not me. I’m in my tinfoil armor. They’ll never get to me in my tinfoil hat.
‘Cause all their silly mind contol rays can never get around that.

Everthing that happens is the work of shadow governments.
J.F.K. and John-John? You can’t tell me that’s coincidence.
Mind controlling radiation permeates the atmosphere,
But I’ve got a secret weapon. They can’t find me here, because

I’m all decked out in my three-piece tinfoil suit
and it goes with my tinfoil spats.
I top it all off with a wide-brimmed tinfoil hat.

When I first found out about that little radio receiver,
I was such a skeptic, but I’ve turned into a true believer.
Everyone I tell about it seems to think that I have gone insane,
But if the aliens could catch me they would take apart my brain.

So the main thing you need to remember is always wear a tinfoil hat,
‘Cause all their evil mind control rays can never get around that.

Little Brother’s everywhere. He’s standing right outside your door,
Tracking every move you make and everything you say. What’s more,
The government keeps lists of everything you purchase at the store.
That’s so they can build replacements of the people who get in their way.

So, hey,
Next time you’re out shopping, buy yourself a roll of heavy-duty Reynold’s Wrap,
And see if all their mind control rays can ever penetrate that!

<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=tinfoil+hat/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11t99k9lq/EXP=1121898608/*-http%3A//kentasy.net/Images/tinfoil-hat.jpg">

Is that song lyrics or Jazz! Don't reconnize it!
 

LooseTooth

open loop stable
If I Had A Million Dollars
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If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1000000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had a $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1000000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1000000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm

If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1000000
(If I had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1000000
I’d buy your love

If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000
I'd be rich
 

meangirl

Nice lady!
jazz lady said:
So, hey,
Next time you’re out shopping, buy yourself a roll of heavy-duty Reynold’s Wrap,
And see if all their mind control rays can ever penetrate that!

<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=tinfoil+hat/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11t99k9lq/EXP=1121898608/*-http%3A//kentasy.net/Images/tinfoil-hat.jpg">

:lmao: OMG! :lmao:
 

chaotic

This is your captain!
meangirl is controlling my brain, and made me post this for kwillia

Hey where did we go,
Days when the rains came
Down in the hollow,
Playin' a new game,
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Skipping and a jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our hearts a thumpin' and you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

Whatever happened
To Tuesday and so slow
Going down the old mine
With a transistor radio
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
Hiding behind a rainbow's wall,
Slipping and sliding
All along the water fall, with you
My brown eyed girl,
You my brown eyed girl.

Do you remember when we used to sing,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

So hard to find my way,
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My how you have grown,
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometime I'm overcome thinking 'bout
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium with you
My brown eyed girl
You my brown eyed girl

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da.
 

chaotic

This is your captain!
kwillia said:
They are blue, dayumit...:banghead:

I know, but the tin foil hat isn't stopping MG from controlling my thoughts... oh wait :takesfoilhatoffandsitsonit: that's much better. My mind is clear now.
 

LooseTooth

open loop stable
kwillia said:
Believe it or not... I've already posted this song... but it's great to see it again...:yum:

It's a 'happy' song. :smile:

They are a funny bunch of fellows. I was really thinking this was a first for this song. :blushing:
 
LooseTooth said:
I was really thinking this was a first for this song. :blushing:
That's the only reason I mentioned that it's a repeat... it's such an odd song, one would find it hard to believe two minds would think of posting it... I must admit I favor that song for it's ketchup tho...:smile:
 
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