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(tune: The Old Grey Mare)
We all know frogs go POP in the microwave,
POP in the microwave,POP in the microwave.
We all know frogs go POP in the microwave
When you turn it on.
Verses:
We all know frogs go SQUISH when you step on them,
SQUISH when you step on them, SQUISH when you step on them
We all know frogs go SQUISH when you step on them,
So better wipe your shoes
We all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
SPLAT in the ceiling fan,SPLAT in the ceiling fan
When you throw them up
We all know frogs go WHIZZ in the blender
WHIZZ in the blender,WHIZZ in the blender
When you turn it oooooonnnnnnnnn!
We all know frogs go POP in the microwave,
POP in the microwave,POP in the microwave.
We all know frogs go POP in the microwave
When you turn it on.
Verses:
We all know frogs go SQUISH when you step on them,
SQUISH when you step on them, SQUISH when you step on them
We all know frogs go SQUISH when you step on them,
So better wipe your shoes
We all know frogs go SPLAT in the ceiling fan
SPLAT in the ceiling fan,SPLAT in the ceiling fan
When you throw them up
We all know frogs go WHIZZ in the blender
WHIZZ in the blender,WHIZZ in the blender
When you turn it oooooonnnnnnnnn!
Chorous:
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh tom the Toad,
Why are you lying(or, why did you jump
in the road.(into the road)
(Chorous again)
You were so big, and green and fat.
But now you're small, and red and flat.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You didn't see the pickup truck,
and now you are a hockey puck.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You used to eat a fly or two,
but now the flies are eating you.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You were my friend, but now you're dead,
You bear the mark of tire tread.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You jumped onto the yellow line,
and now you are a glob of slime.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh tom the Toad,
Why are you lying(or, why did you jump
in the road.(into the road)
(Chorous again)
You were so big, and green and fat.
But now you're small, and red and flat.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You didn't see the pickup truck,
and now you are a hockey puck.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You used to eat a fly or two,
but now the flies are eating you.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You were my friend, but now you're dead,
You bear the mark of tire tread.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
You jumped onto the yellow line,
and now you are a glob of slime.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.
I’m in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
It’s not as bad as it appears
He wears glasses and he’s six foot three.
Well I’m not worried about our kids,
I know they’ll turn out neat.
They’ll be great lookin’ ’cause they’ll have my face,
Great swimmers ’cause they’ll have his feet!
Well I’m in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
He’s not as bad as he appears,
He’s got rhythm and a phd.
Well I know we can make things work
He’s got good fam’ly sense.
His mother was a frog from philadelphia
His daddy an enchanted prince.
The neighbors are against it and it’s clear to me
And it’s prob’ly clear to you
They think value on their property will go right down
If the family next door is blue.
Well I’m in love with a big blue frog
A big blue frog loves me
I’ve got it tattooed on my chest
It says p.h.r.o.g. (it’s frog to me!)
P.h.r.o.g.
A big blue frog loves me.
It’s not as bad as it appears
He wears glasses and he’s six foot three.
Well I’m not worried about our kids,
I know they’ll turn out neat.
They’ll be great lookin’ ’cause they’ll have my face,
Great swimmers ’cause they’ll have his feet!
Well I’m in love with a big blue frog,
A big blue frog loves me.
He’s not as bad as he appears,
He’s got rhythm and a phd.
Well I know we can make things work
He’s got good fam’ly sense.
His mother was a frog from philadelphia
His daddy an enchanted prince.
The neighbors are against it and it’s clear to me
And it’s prob’ly clear to you
They think value on their property will go right down
If the family next door is blue.
Well I’m in love with a big blue frog
A big blue frog loves me
I’ve got it tattooed on my chest
It says p.h.r.o.g. (it’s frog to me!)
P.h.r.o.g.
Rose Rose Rose Red
Shall I Ever See Thee Wed
I Will Marry At Thy Will Sire
At Thy Will
Ding Ding Ding Dong
Wedding Bells On An April Morn
Carve Her Name On A Moss Covered Stone
On A Moss Covered Stone
The Following Can Be Sang as a sort of round began after the first line.
Ding Ding Ding Dong
Funeral Bells On A September Morn
Rose My Love Is Dead And Gone
She's Dead And Gone
Hey Ho Nobody Home
Food And Drink And Money Have I None
Still I Will Be Merrilly A'Roll
And Nobody Home
I Am A Little Poor Man
My Shoes Are Worn And Thin
I Have Little Pocket To Put A Penny In
If You Haven't Got A Penny A Hay Penny Will Do
If You Haven't Got a Hay Penny God Bless You
Shall I Ever See Thee Wed
I Will Marry At Thy Will Sire
At Thy Will
Ding Ding Ding Dong
Wedding Bells On An April Morn
Carve Her Name On A Moss Covered Stone
On A Moss Covered Stone
The Following Can Be Sang as a sort of round began after the first line.
Ding Ding Ding Dong
Funeral Bells On A September Morn
Rose My Love Is Dead And Gone
She's Dead And Gone
Hey Ho Nobody Home
Food And Drink And Money Have I None
Still I Will Be Merrilly A'Roll
And Nobody Home
I Am A Little Poor Man
My Shoes Are Worn And Thin
I Have Little Pocket To Put A Penny In
If You Haven't Got A Penny A Hay Penny Will Do
If You Haven't Got a Hay Penny God Bless You
Kermit the Frog
New Member
I am not into the S&M/B&D thing!
Bought myself a farm way out in the country
Took to growin lettuce milkin cows and honey
Bought myself a farm (way out in the country)
Bought myself a farm way out in the country
Spent time in the hayloft with the mice and the bunnies
Spent time in the country
Yes it’s good livin on the farm
Ah so good livin on the farm
Yes it’s good livin on the farm
Here comes my next door neighbour comin down the road
He always looks so regal ridin on his toad named lightnin
The toad’s name is lightnin he’s ten hands at the shoulder
And if you give him sugar you know he’ll whinny like a boulder
Yes he will
Well I gotta get back to work now and clear away some logs
Ah the sun is shinin westwards yeah I think I’ll saddle up my frog and
Get outta here
Took to growin lettuce milkin cows and honey
Bought myself a farm (way out in the country)
Bought myself a farm way out in the country
Spent time in the hayloft with the mice and the bunnies
Spent time in the country
Yes it’s good livin on the farm
Ah so good livin on the farm
Yes it’s good livin on the farm
Here comes my next door neighbour comin down the road
He always looks so regal ridin on his toad named lightnin
The toad’s name is lightnin he’s ten hands at the shoulder
And if you give him sugar you know he’ll whinny like a boulder
Yes he will
Well I gotta get back to work now and clear away some logs
Ah the sun is shinin westwards yeah I think I’ll saddle up my frog and
Get outta here
Kermit the Frog
New Member
jazz lady said:
You don't own a microwave do you?
You hate men is what you say and
I understand how you feel that way
All girls dream of a fairy tale
But what you've got's like a used car salesman
Trying to conceal what's wrong
Behind a smile and a song
And I'm not saying that boys are not like that
But I think you should know
That some of us will grow
Because. . .All princes start as frogs
All gentlemen as dogs
Just wait till its plain to see
What we're growing up to be
Cause Some frogs will still be frogs
And Some dogs will still be dogs
And Some boys will become men
Just don't kiss us 'til then.
I understand how you feel that way
All girls dream of a fairy tale
But what you've got's like a used car salesman
Trying to conceal what's wrong
Behind a smile and a song
And I'm not saying that boys are not like that
But I think you should know
That some of us will grow
Because. . .All princes start as frogs
All gentlemen as dogs
Just wait till its plain to see
What we're growing up to be
Cause Some frogs will still be frogs
And Some dogs will still be dogs
And Some boys will become men
Just don't kiss us 'til then.
So there I am polished heart throat in full puff
I look the part my wad is packed to reimburse.
I’ve yet to re-rehearse many moons spent on lovelines lent from
Long-legged pop-eyed fat-necked benny bullfrog.
Final run-through polish up
The flower of love’s my buttercup.
Moon in june for you I’ll croon
Just like pop-eyed fat-necked benny bullfrog.
Mean piece of muscle I’m melvin toad,
I dice with death, across the road.
Hop aboard my lover’s leap
Fat-necked quatermass
Who needs a benny bullfrog.
Here she comes (keep a cool head)
My legs numb (keep a cool head)
I can’t run (keep a cool head)
High! my name’s hunky how d’you do
I catch a fly in one swoop
I catch a fly just for you
That’s if you do want me to
But you’re not hungry I know
A sixth sense gave me a clue.
I know what else we can do.
(you creep !)
Long-legged pop-eyed fat-necked benny bullfrog.
Wish I was benny bullfrog
Cool as benny bullfrog
What’s the secret, bullfrog?
I look the part my wad is packed to reimburse.
I’ve yet to re-rehearse many moons spent on lovelines lent from
Long-legged pop-eyed fat-necked benny bullfrog.
Final run-through polish up
The flower of love’s my buttercup.
Moon in june for you I’ll croon
Just like pop-eyed fat-necked benny bullfrog.
Mean piece of muscle I’m melvin toad,
I dice with death, across the road.
Hop aboard my lover’s leap
Fat-necked quatermass
Who needs a benny bullfrog.
Here she comes (keep a cool head)
My legs numb (keep a cool head)
I can’t run (keep a cool head)
High! my name’s hunky how d’you do
I catch a fly in one swoop
I catch a fly just for you
That’s if you do want me to
But you’re not hungry I know
A sixth sense gave me a clue.
I know what else we can do.
(you creep !)
Long-legged pop-eyed fat-necked benny bullfrog.
Wish I was benny bullfrog
Cool as benny bullfrog
What’s the secret, bullfrog?
There was a frog lived in a well,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
There was a mouse lived in a mill,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
This frog he would a-wooing ride,
With sword and buckler by his side.
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
He rode till he came to Mouse's Hall,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
Where he most tenderly did call,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
"Oh! Mistress Mouse, are you at home?
And if you are, oh pray, come down."
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
"My Uncle Rat is not at home;
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
I dare not for my life come down."
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Then Uncle Rat he soon comes home,
"And who's been here since I've been gone?"
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
"Here's a fine young gentleman,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
Who swears he'll have me if he can."
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Then Uncle Rat gave his consent,
And made a handsome settlement.
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Four partridge pies with season made,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
Two potted larks and marmalade,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Four woodcocks and a venison pie,
I would that at that feast were I!
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
There was a mouse lived in a mill,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
This frog he would a-wooing ride,
With sword and buckler by his side.
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
He rode till he came to Mouse's Hall,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
Where he most tenderly did call,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
"Oh! Mistress Mouse, are you at home?
And if you are, oh pray, come down."
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
"My Uncle Rat is not at home;
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
I dare not for my life come down."
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Then Uncle Rat he soon comes home,
"And who's been here since I've been gone?"
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
"Here's a fine young gentleman,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
Who swears he'll have me if he can."
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Then Uncle Rat gave his consent,
And made a handsome settlement.
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Four partridge pies with season made,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee,
Two potted larks and marmalade,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Four woodcocks and a venison pie,
I would that at that feast were I!
With a harum scarum diddle dum darum,
Whipsee diddledee dandy dee.
Kermit the Frog
New Member
jazz lady said:
We come pre-lubricated.
Kermit the Frog
New Member
And I don't mind if it smells like dead fish. We are meant for each other.
