Looking for intimacy!

Just got back from Wawa... no intimacy to be had there today...:ohwell: I did see John :gossip: whom I haven't seen in ages :dance:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
Just got back from Wawa... no intimacy to be had there today...:ohwell: I did see John :gossip: whom I haven't seen in ages :dance:

There wasn't a guy hanging around in scuba gear, was there? :confused:
 

Toxick

Splat
scubaboy said:
I'm currently married and not feeling the love. I appreciate discreteness and warmth at the same time.




What's your wife's phone number? I have a feeling she's going to be available soon.
 
Still looking

Well, I seemed to have caused quite a stir on this forum. I took many hits; some maybe warranted and many just for jest.

If you think I am an isolated incident in this cause, then maybe you should get out a little more in this world that we live in.

My attempt, as daring or misguided as it was, was genuine. By virtue of going on a forum, I accept the fact that I will be hotly debated and or chastised. None the less, I did it anyway.

For the one forum member that quoted light speed vs. sound; that is obviously accurate from a physical standpoint but not appropriate in this matter, unless you get to know me.

Anyway, I will limit my posts and, hopefully, will meet someone who not only understands, but is open to my suggestion.

In the meantime, if you have nothing to offer except for idiotic banter, don't reply!
 
If you think in Binary Language, I feel very sorry for you. That is a very lonesome place to be. Maybe, you can cuddle up with a UYK-7.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
scubaboy said:
If you think in Binary Language, I feel very sorry for you. That is a very lonesome place to be. Maybe, you can cuddle up with a UYK-7.
Let me clue ya, friend:

It is socially unacceptable to cheat on one's spouse.

You can talk about it all you want, but most of the world will look down on you for it. The appropriate thing to do is get divorced before you start trolling. Anything else is just rude and disrespectful. And if your wife doesn't understand you, chances are most women won't, either.
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
Scubaboy
Let me tell you a story about someone much like yourself. Stating a nonpassionate marriage, but planning to stay in for the children, this guy put out an online personal ad. He didn't use his own picture, but someone that looked similar enough. He was delighted when a lady responded that was in the same situation. He figured - no complications, since she wanted to stay in her marriage also. She sent a pic and he thought she was pretty hot. They exchanged emails and IMs that increased in intensity until they planned a meeting. Imagine his surprise when the woman that met him was his wife. She was also surprised.
Instead of using this rekindled heat to save their marriage they ended up in a huge, drawn out, bitter divorce.
Maybe you should try to rekindle what you have and if that doesn't work get out before you start looking for a replacement bed partner.
In the real world, people who want to stay married and cheat are really just scared of being alone. Anything else they say is a lie.
 

mrweb

Iron City
bresamil said:
Scubaboy
Let me tell you a story about someone much like yourself. Stating a nonpassionate marriage, but planning to stay in for the children, this guy put out an online personal ad. He didn't use his own picture, but someone that looked similar enough. He was delighted when a lady responded that was in the same situation. He figured - no complications, since she wanted to stay in her marriage also. She sent a pic and he thought she was pretty hot. They exchanged emails and IMs that increased in intensity until they planned a meeting. Imagine his surprise when the woman that met him was his wife. She was also surprised.
Instead of using this rekindled heat to save their marriage they ended up in a huge, drawn out, bitter divorce.
Maybe you should try to rekindle what you have and if that doesn't work get out before you start looking for a replacement bed partner.
In the real world, people who want to stay married and cheat are really just scared of being alone. Anything else they say is a lie.

Scubiedoo: Why don't you face your problems with your wife like a man instead of running from them like a little boy....or perhaps that is why you no longer feel the love, your wife fell in love with a man that no longer acts like one. :whistle:
 

Fishn Guy

That's Dr. Fishn to you..
scubaboy said:
If you think in Binary Language, I feel very sorry for you. That is a very lonesome place to be. Maybe, you can cuddle up with a UYK-7.
UYK-7?
You need to update.....

Speaking of Binary, do you know how many binary seconds there are in one day, there computer tech?
 

Tigerlily

Luvin Life !!!
The level of this guy's ingorance just amazes me. Hey Scuba do you actually believe that some women is going to get all excited and start jumping up and down at the thought of hooking up with you. Stick with your personal ads to fufill your otherwise lackluster life and leave us out of it.
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
bresamil said:
Scubaboy
Let me tell you a story about someone much like yourself. Stating a nonpassionate marriage, but planning to stay in for the children, this guy put out an online personal ad. He didn't use his own picture, but someone that looked similar enough. He was delighted when a lady responded that was in the same situation. He figured - no complications, since she wanted to stay in her marriage also. She sent a pic and he thought she was pretty hot. They exchanged emails and IMs that increased in intensity until they planned a meeting. Imagine his surprise when the woman that met him was his wife. She was also surprised.
Instead of using this rekindled heat to save their marriage they ended up in a huge, drawn out, bitter divorce.
Maybe you should try to rekindle what you have and if that doesn't work get out before you start looking for a replacement bed partner.
In the real world, people who want to stay married and cheat are really just scared of being alone. Anything else they say is a lie.
Did they like Pina Coladas??
 

Fishn Guy

That's Dr. Fishn to you..
Tigerlily said:
The level of this guy's ingorance just amazes me. Hey Scuba do you actually believe that some women is going to get all excited and start jumping up and down at the thought of hooking up with you. Stick with your personal ads to fufill your otherwise lackluster life and leave us out of it.
I'm sure of at least one who probably has "jumped" on it
 
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