Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet

[FromTexas]

Well, that certainly killed my Dashing Pete fantasy I've had going all day.

He has probably sat on one of your toilets, too.

 

[vraiblonde]

He stands while making a poo?

Pooing in a public restroom is just wrong. So this Home Depot guy should get the chair for either A) Pooing in a public toilet or B) Sitting down to pee.

 

[rack'm]

Hell no I even saw an episode of Penn and Tellers Bull$hit on Showtime where they studied this exact thing. The took swabs of butt cheeks and or butt cracks and determined that asses are way more sanitary than other body parts.

Mythbusters just did a show on the 5 second rule. After all of their test, the toilet seat was the cleanest surface in the place.

 

[Pete]

He has probably sat on one of your toilets, too.

Hmmmmmmmm No I haven't, however catt, rose and Vrai have all sat on the throne at my house, thus are contaminated. none did the "hover" thing either, I have it on tape.







ooops

 

[RoseRed]

What a tread...

 

[Steve]

I like the part where he says "They left me there to rot!"

 

[cattitude]

Hmmmmmmmm No I haven't, however catt, rose and Vrai have all sat on the throne at my house, thus are contaminated. none did the "hover" thing either, I have it on tape.







ooops

Crap, this could be like the 7 degrees of FDDog, but with toilet seats.

 

[FromTexas]

I have it on tape.

ooops

Please email hensonthepot@texas.net ... Kthx.

 

[Pete]

Pooing in a public restroom is just wrong. So this Home Depot guy should get the chair for either A) Pooing in a public toilet or B) Sitting down to pee.

Hey sometimes it happens. You are browsing the plywood aisle and WHAMO! a sudden intestinal episode.

As a personal policy I try to be sure it does not happen but sometimes what ya gonna do? :shrug:

 

[cattitude]

Hell no

And another thing. He doesn't shut the damn door either.

 

[rack'm]

Hey sometimes it happens. You are browsing the plywood aisle and WHAMO! a sudden intestinal episode.

As a personal policy I try to be sure it does not happen but sometimes what ya gonna do? :shrug:

At a bare minimum, clean the seat before you do your business.

 

[FromTexas]

Crap

Way to stay on topic.

 

[Dougstermd]

Hell no I even saw an episode of Penn and Tellers Bull$hit on Showtime where they studied this exact thing. The took swabs of butt cheeks and or butt cracks and determined that asses are way more sanitary than other body parts.

I am not sure I believe every thing those two say. Now Mythbusters thats a real show.

Crapper preflight check list
toilet paper X
toilet flusherX
Toilet seat X

Captain you are now cleared for taxi and and departure

 

[cattitude]

Way to stay on topic.

I thought you'd like that. My two preface words..crap and crud. Crap was definately the way to go.

 

[RoseRed]

Way to stay on topic.

:flush:

 

[Pete]

And another thing. He doesn't shut the damn door either.

That was once, I was taking a leak, and I forgot you were there.

 

[FromTexas]

I thought you'd like that. My two preface words..crap and crud. Crap was definately the way to go.

I like the way you use your crap.

 

[Pete]

At a bare minimum, clean the seat before you do your business.

Oh yea, you must view the seat from 2 angles, preferrably 3 to be sure no rotten bastard sprinkled when he tinkled and left it.

 

[vraiblonde]

be sure no rotten bastard sprinkled when he tinkled and left it.

This is where the hover method comes into play because I am NOT wiping stranger pee off some toilet. AND I do not want to get it on my behind.

 

[Dougstermd]

This is where the hover method comes into play because I am NOT wiping stranger pee off some toilet. AND I do not want to get it on my behind.

it is really hard to hover during a brown trout fishing tournament.