He likes to share the moment.cattitude said:And another thing. He doesn't shut the damn door either.
He likes to share the moment.cattitude said:And another thing. He doesn't shut the damn door either.
:voyeur:cattitude said:And another thing. He doesn't shut the damn door either.
Luckily in the mens room there are several thrones to scope out to find an acceptable one. If they are all trashed you move along.vraiblonde said:This is where the hover method comes into play because I am NOT wiping stranger pee off some toilet. AND I do not want to get it on my behind.
Oh yea, here is another who has become contaminated on the throne at my house.bresamil said::voyeur:
Oh please, I used Boy's bathroom and he has no germs at all. Not a one.Pete said:Oh yea, here is another who has become contaminated on the throne at my house.
pssst. Canuk, this thread is just for people over 18. And don't act like you didn't see the warning when you first clicked on it. I don't want you to get in trouble.canuk woman said:
:wussy:dustin said:I prefer to put down two lengthy strips of TP instead of using the gaskets.
Pete said::wussy:
: The dreaded "poke through"dustin said:ever think about those loose rolls of TP that you use? When you stick your fingers in the inside of that roll its probably likely you just put your finger on someone else's errant poo... who had picked up the roll the same way as you just did.
WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!
Ideally people don't crap on their hands, then reach for the toilet paper.dustin said:ever think about those loose rolls of TP that you use? When you stick your fingers in the inside of that roll its probably likely you just put your finger on someone else's errant poo... who had picked up the roll the same way as you just did.
Ideally...vraiblonde said:Ideally people don't crap on their hands, then reach for the toilet paper.
Pete said:HTF do women sprinkle? Unless they are "hovering" too high and lose their balance errant spraying should not be a problem.
All the more reason to give stock to Penn and Teller and just plant that ass firmly on the seat.cattitude said:Well...
When hovering, if you don't quite get your backside low enough or back far enough, there is the pesky off-center splatter that will occur when you don't quite hit the toilet opening dead center. I have noticed a direct correlation between diminished hovering skills and the consumption of Goose. This can be particularly troublesome as the splatter can be off-center enough to dampen the back of your garments. There can be an occasional stray stream that will make it onto the pants leg as well. Now to further complicate things, you have to hide the evidence of your inability to carry out the pefect hover. The requires wiping of the toilet seat and then we are back to the problem of not wanting to touch the seat. As you can see, hovering is very complicated and not without risk.
Pete said:All the more reason to give stock to Penn and Teller and just plant that ass firmly on the seat.
So you have a BS Degree in Hoverologycattitude said:Well...
When hovering, if you don't quite get your backside low enough or back far enough, there is the pesky off-center splatter that will occur when you don't quite hit the toilet opening dead center. I have noticed a direct correlation between diminished hovering skills and the consumption of Goose. This can be particularly troublesome as the splatter can be off-center enough to dampen the back of your garments. There can be an occasional stray stream that will make it onto the pants leg as well. Now to further complicate things, you have to hide the evidence of your inability to carry out the pefect hover. The requires wiping of the toilet seat and then we are back to the problem of not wanting to touch the seat. As you can see, hovering is very complicated and not without risk.
Pete said::wussy: