Marathon sex sessions helps world's fattest woman

bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
all I can say is that the husband has to have one huge crank
I think I would burn all my length in fat long before it got to the dingleberry encrusted green sliimed cooter.
 
nobody really

nobody really

I need a nap
Misfit said:
I have an EMT friend. Last year they got a call to take a morbidly obese lady to the ER. He said they had to back the ambulance up to her porch to get her in and when she finally got in the ambulance it sank so low it got hung up on the porch, so they had to unload her and try again. Anyhoo, they got her to the ER and she had a horrible odor but they had to get her in a hospital gown so he helped. When the nurses started to swab her, to clean her, they were lifting up the folds of fat and under her breast/naval they found a green glob covered in pus. It was a dead kitten.
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I guess when she said "i can't find my p*ssy" she was right.
 
ICit

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
Misfit said:
I have an EMT friend. Last year they got a call to take a morbidly obese lady to the ER. He said they had to back the ambulance up to her porch to get her in and when she finally got in the ambulance it sank so low it got hung up on the porch, so they had to unload her and try again. Anyhoo, they got her to the ER and she had a horrible odor but they had to get her in a hospital gown so he helped. When the nurses started to swab her, to clean her, they were lifting up the folds of fat and under her breast/naval they found a green glob covered in pus. It was a dead kitten.
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:jet:
 
Misfit

Misfit

Lawful neutral
Obese Women: Doctor why can't I get pregnant?

Doctor: After careful study, it’s my professional opinion that your husband's been making love for years to your navel not your vagina.
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Misfit said:
Obese Women: Doctor why can't I get pregnant?

Doctor: After careful study, it’s my professional opinion that your husband's been making love for years to your navel not your vagina.
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And she thought that white stuff was just icing that dripped off the cinnamon buns she had for breakfast. :shocking:
:lmao:
 
ICit

ICit

Jam out with ur clam out
wow... just thought of this...

so now he knows she was faking the big O... everytime!! :killingme
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
ICit said:
I could sooo roll right to the gutter with this.. and many thoughts...but :coffee:
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Obviously, I'm already in da gutta today. :lol:

ICit said:
wow... just thought of this...

so now he knows she was faking the big O... everytime!! :killingme
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Wait, maybe she wasn't faking it. Maybe it was like in the movie Deep Throat. But unlike that movie she get's pleasured in her navel.

She could do a movie and call it "Deep Navel"
:lmao:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
"Darling, did you feel the earth move, too?"




"Yes. Now that I've rolled over, let's make love!"




I was going to give you all crap about even caring about this. 6 freaking pages???
 
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