Married means Married you Moron!

[kwillia]

I just copied and pasted this in an e-mail to a guy friend of mine and his married "girlfriend"....she has told him all of that stuff and then some

Excellant post

Yeah, but technically Pixie isn't married yet so Pete's still okay, right... :shrug:

 

[Geek]

Don't you me, sweetcheeks! I'll you over and you good

You talk tough for a dude that had Big Bird as his avatar

 

[onebdzee]

Yeah, but technically Pixie isn't married yet so Pete's still okay, right... :shrug:

Nope....she just as good as married

 

[Fallen]

Don't you me, sweetcheeks! I'll you over and you good

I'm tryin to talk your wifey into doing something tomorrow night or Saturday night.

 

[Fallen]

You talk tough for a dude that had Big Bird as his avatar

 

[jazz lady]

You talk tough for a dude that had Big Bird as his avatar

Looks who's talking, Tinkerbell.

 

[Geek]

Looks who's talking, Tinkerbell.

Tink's tougher then Big Bird. She would kick him in the chicken nuggets.

 

[pixiegirl]

Yeah, but technically Pixie isn't married yet so Pete's still okay, right... :shrug:

 

[Pete]

She has a point.

 

[pixiegirl]

She has a point.

Yeah, two of them coming out the top of her head but what does that have to do with the thread at hand?

 

[Pete]

Yeah, two of them coming out the top of her head but what does that have to do with the thread at hand?

Nothing :shrug:

 

[pixiegirl]

Nothing :shrug:

 

[Pete]

Yeah, two of them coming out the top of her head but what does that have to do with the thread at hand?

WTH were we talking about anyway?

 

[Lugnut]

WTH were we talking about anyway?

Pointy headed girls who ride motorbikes?

 

[PrchJrkr]

Yeah, two of them trying to poke through her blouse, but what does that have to do with the thread at hand?

:fixed:

 

[Bozznc]

You talk tough for a dude that had Big Bird as his avatar

That was before I converted to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (Pastafarianism for short)

 

[pingrr]

: if your wife isn't interested in sex, it's because you're not offering sex that's interesting. Married guys get awfully boring after a while. They do the same boring thing the same boring way every freakin time and they expect you to scream like a porn star. :

It's a two way street you dumb bimbo. If sex is always the same old boring thing then that means that you are also not trying anything new. You are probably just lying in bed like a board. Sex is not solely the mans job to come to bed and rock your world all the time. You also have to do your part.

:When are you idiots going to learn that the best foreplay in the world for a woman is watching you take care of the kids, vacuum the floor, pick up the dog poo in the backyard. :

So the man should go to work, come home, take care of the house, cook, and take care of the kids while you sit on the couch all day and watch Oprah while the kids are at day care. If you don't work and take the kids to day care why shouldn't the man be able to relax after work just as you did during the day when he was at work.

: You're looking for someone "younger". Sure you are. Dickhead. You think you look the same as you did when you got married? I'd bet not. Even if you do, you haven't spent the last 10 years having babies (the ones YOU wanted) and sacrificing your body for them. :

Look you can get back into shape after having kids. It doesn;t ruin your body. Why don't you try dooing some situps durning the day instead of sitting on the couch and feeling sory for yourself.

News flash, if you are fat. You are eating to much. That is the botom line. Kids don't make you fat. Food does!

 

[mv_princess]

It's a two way street you dumb bimbo. If sex is always the same old boring thing then that means that you are also not trying anything new. You are probably just lying in bed like a board. Sex is not solely the mans job to come to bed and rock your world all the time. You also have to do your part.



So the man should go to work, come home, take care of the house, cook, and take care of the kids while you sit on the couch all day and watch Oprah while the kids are at day care. If you don't work and take the kids to day care why shouldn't the man be able to relax after work just as you did during the day when he was at work.




Look you can get back into shape after having kids. It doesn;t ruin your body. Why don't you try dooing some situps durning the day instead of sitting on the couch and feeling sory for yourself.

News flash, if you are fat. You are eating to much. That is the botom line. Kids don't make you fat. Food does!

Please tell me you're really not this stupid. But I can guess that since you said that, you probably are.

Do you beat your girlfriend?

 

[Chasey_Lane]

Please tell me you're really not this stupid. But I can guess that since you said that, you probably are.

Do you beat your girlfriend?

Everything he said makes perfect sense to me. :shrug:

 

[mv_princess]

Everything he said makes perfect sense to me. :shrug:

I suppose, but he is assuming that all woman stay at home. Which isn't true. Why can't a man help out around the house? Is it hard to put something away?