You really don’t hate the corporate media enough. Yesterday, Evie Magazine ran a story headlined, “
Time Magazine Suggests Ultra-Processed Foods Really Aren't That Bad, And The Comments Are Hilarious.”
Last year, Time Magazine ran a common-sense story headlined, “
Why Ultra-Processed Foods Are So Bad For You.” Then on Wednesday —one day after RFK’s campaign officially announced its ‘American health’ theme— Time ran the exact opposite story headlined, “
What if Ultra-Processed Foods Aren’t as Bad as You Think?”
Even more hilarious, yesterday following a tsunami of social media backlash, Time backpedaled, stealth-editing its terrific 2024 headline to now read: “
Why One Dietician is Speaking Up for ‘Ultra-Processed’ Foods.”
Haha, so now it’s just ‘one dietician.’ Not
Time.
Time’s 2024 article gamely tried to defend ultra-processed foods (UDFs) by invoking the dark specter of, wait for it,
systemic racism. It mostly cited a single expert, a ‘dietician,’ who argued that since UDFs are
cheaper, they are
good for low-income black people who can’t afford healthier foods. I did not make that up.
The so-called ‘dietician,’ Jessica Wilson, who “specializes in working with clients from marginalized groups,” ahem, claimed that for a month she ate a diet consisting of 80% UDFs. Get this, Jessica’s anecdotal, non-scientific, junk-food diet report: “she had more energy and less anxiety. She didn’t need as much coffee to get through the day and felt more motivated. She felt better eating an ultra-processed diet than she had before.”
To be fair, the article did mention several solid studies showing
serious health problems connected to the consumption of UDFs. But the article ended as it started, quoting dietician Jessica, who waved away all the negative research and said it was better
not to be hungry than to be completely healthy. “For some people, ultra-processed foods may be the difference between going to bed hungry or full, and Wilson would pick full every time.”
Ms. Wilson is certainly full of
something.
Time Magazine had it right back in 2023, before Robert Kennedy joined up with President Trump. Here are a few headlines to give you the idea:
UK Guardian, June 2024:
CNN, February 2024:
The Harvard Gazette, December 2023:
PBS, November 2023:
And perhaps most informative,
the UK Guardian, September 2023:
Sometimes one feels a wave of tremendous sympathy for Democrats. What must it be like to have your core beliefs shaped by the whimsical and chimeric corporate media, turning on a dime from day to day, never settled, just based on whatever is momentarily politically expedient? It’s
Kamala Chameleonism.
So. Here’s the clip from RFK’s endorsement speech that probably triggered this new corporate media narrative reversal:
CLIP: Robert Kennedy on what’s happening to our children thanks to UDFs (2:53).
Healthy food is now like
ivermectin. Come on, y’all, you’re not
horses.
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