Wait. So he's playing a game of...I can picture it now when Trump bestows the Presidential Medal of Freedom - "I'm happy to now bring to the stage Big Ballz to present him with the highest honor for his work at DOGE!"
GroanWait. So he's playing a game of...
Doge ball?
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CBS Democrat activist Margaret Brennan conducted an interview with a USAID employee whose identity is concealed.
While legacy media is actively investigating and doxxing DOGE employees, they respect the USAID employee’s wish not to be publicly named.
In this three-minute excerpt (edits are marked with white flashes), the employee claims:
- An atmosphere of “massive insecurity"
- A fear of being doxxed
- Their personal data is compromised
- DOGE actions have not been approved by President Trump and are the actions of a “few rogue individuals" - DOGE actions are dangerous and illegal
- DOGE actions are not serving President Trump’s mandate
- Elon is unilaterally making decisions that take help away from the poorest people in the world
Many of these claims are clearly untrue on their face, yet no pushback from Brennan was offered.
Legacy media is working to undermine DOGE efforts to cut government waste and expose fraud, because legacy media is part of the waste and fraud.
The full transcript of this excerpt is provided below, and the full interview is linked in threaded post.
USAID Paid for Leftwing Media and Politico CAN'T Pay Their Employees?!
Meanwhile, the alphabet agencies themselves have been hiring "reformed" hackers (often with enticements, but just as often using coercion) to work for them for decades. Or "eliminating" those who were deemed to be irredeemable.
One odd apect of human nature is the perverse hilarity reflexively enjoying while watching another human step on a rake and get bashed in the face. Entire cable channels are composed of “hilarious sports fails,” usually involving numberless clips of unfortunate skiers missing the ramp and soaring into dense thickets or planting their faces in the snow. Ouch.
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Yesterday, I felt that same kind of uncontrollable laughter welling up as I watched the corporate media stepping on a rake that I am quite sure was carefully laid for them by the DOGE team.
Corporate media spent its Friday joyously doxxing more DOGE members, trying its best to cancel them before they can uncover more government misconduct. Early yesterday, Wired broke the biggest story, hysterically headlined “DOGE Teen Owns ‘Tesla.Sexy LLC’ and Worked at Startup That Has Hired Convicted Hackers.”
The horror.
Unironically, Wired accused Edward Coristine, 19, of creating his LLC, Tesla.Sexy, three years ago, when he was sixteen. I’ll say it again — Edward created his own successful tech LLC when he was sixteen years old. In its bloodthirsty excitement to cancel a top DOGE team member, Wired completely missed the gist.
For example, Wired’s article also smeared Edward with a prior job he’d held at IT security firm Path Networks, “known for hiring reformed blackhat hackers.”
In other words, Wired accidentally explained Edward is a real-life computer genius. But wait, there’s more. Edward’s next job was working for Elon Musk at the Neuralink company. And now Edward works in a top agency of the federal government.
All by the time he was 19 years old.
Michael Dell, you may have heard of him, also started a tech company when he was 19. So we’re talking about a potential Michael Dell-level of talent.
Wired, fueled no doubt by Deep State dirty tricks, did everything it could think of to smear young Edward, using the poor kid’s own resume. For example, he briefly owned a website selling an AI tool for a gaming website (Discord) — with Russian and Chinese versions. It proves he must be a Russian-triple-agent-Chinese spy!!!! Just like Trump!!!!
It was a Wired self-own. Or at minimum, the Wired article is a Rorschach test. If you are a woke lunatic, and you squint at the blobby dots hard enough, you see a comic-book supervillain. Sort of.
But everybody else sees a clear picture of DOGE hiring our country’s best and brightest.
Edward is the élite’s worst nightmare. His highest educational attainment was high school. No Ivy League. Not even college. But, enjoy this, an indignant Wired resentfully reported Edwards title at DOGE is simply, “Expert.”
That’s it, that’s his whole title: “Expert.”
Hahahaha! Edward’s title is an inside joke, an obvious mockery of progressives’ most treasured possession: expert status. DOGE is killing the wokescolds with humor. Everyone gets it now: progressive expertise is the cheapest kind of expertise, a knock-off, a Canal Street counterfeit; it’s expertise the easy way, not requiring actually accomplishing anything except being good at butt kissing.
Hence, for five years, they rubbed our faces in bulbous buffoons like Peter Hotez and dimlights like Leana Wen. The truth is, not everybody who graduated medical school in Haiti and is willing to lie on TV is an expert. Almost none of them are, actually. But I digress.
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But the worst, most disqualifying misstep Wired discovered was that Edward once used a particularly colorful online gamer nickname. By this time, most everyone reading this has probably already heard it.
Edward might have big … basketballs, but his nickname was big news, especially among a certain far-left media category, represented best by a bevy of breathless, pearl-clutching, post-menopause-aged anchorwomen on CNN who were absolutely furious. “We looked into his background,” Karen scolded —by ‘looked into’ meaning she skimmed the same widely-circulating Wired story everybody else did— and, get this, she discovered “he has used the unfortunate nickname Big Ballz online.”
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CLIP: In case you missed it, AWFLs Katie and Karen discuss big, um, you-know-what (1:21).
Hilariously, DOGE made them say it. Over and over and over.
Edward’s braggadocious gaming handle was, indeed unfortunate. But maybe not for the reason CNN thought. Among most young people, the “unfortunate” moniker is no slur, it is an unhumble brag. The left completely missed the target by repeating the rough compliment a thousand times, elevating Edward into the colored inserts in America’s testosterone-fueled history books of masculine achievement.
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It's pretty amazing how all the parts of Trump's strategy are coming together: from DOGE's giant testicles to the Proxy War and resorts in Gaza, it is all connected. I'll show it to you.www.coffeeandcovid.com
https://x.com/Babygravy9/status/1888642828194238660/photo/1This is exactly the Donald Trump America elected, which is why his opponents are so terrified. Trump hasn’t “gone rogue”: he’s just doing what a majority of the American people want him to do.
Since Donald Trump took office, there have been several times I felt chilled by the rapid increase in misogyny seeping in our culture. But watching Taylor Swift at Super Bowl LIX booed by a crowd of thousands on Sunday night was a new low.
It was just a football game, people might say. Or Swift— who is famously dating Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce—got heckled by some rowdy Eagles fans excited to be at the biggest sporting event of the year. So? Don’t take it so seriously.
But I was there at the game. When Swift’s face appeared on the Jumbotron, an almost instant—and distinctly male—dissent erupted from around me. Swift, of course, was there to support her boyfriend, and was far from the only celebrity in attendance. In fact, the screen showed a new famous person—from Paul McCartney to Anne Hathaway and Lady Gaga—nearly every time there was a break in the play with virtually no response from the crowd.
Hitler did not support his scientists, He sent the best of them to the ovens.
I did not make this up. You aren’t going to believe how badly the sensible reduction in “indirect overhead” for science grants has triggered the left. So badly that this is a real, non-satirical headline published yesterday in the far-left American Prospekt, I mean Prospect, which in its mad dash to dunk on President Trump literally praised Adolph Hitler:
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The joke writes itself. Even the Führer knew a communist when he saw one. Even the Führer knew what to do with unfriendly media. Even the Führer knew that you can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs … no wait, that was the other one.
The last thing the biomedical research community needs right now is a friend like The American Prospect tying NIH funding to Third Reich science policy. Talk about a PR nightmare.
“Hitler did,” the Prospect graciously allowed, “seek more efficient ways for the mass killing of Jews.” But in the very next sentence, it expansively praised the mad dictator: “Yet civilian German science, long a mark of German pride, also thrived.”
Well, everybody break into goose-stepping, Hitler has shown Trump the way.
German pride! In equal parts projection and woke derangement, the American Prospect just glowingly compared America’s biomedical research community to Nazi doctors. With allies like the American Prospect, the NIH doesn't even need critics.
The Prospect, though, may have learned its lesson. After the merciless mocking it has endured over the last 24 hours, they plan to tone things down, with next week’s installment headlined, “What Stalin Could Teach Trump About Railroad Efficiency.”
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Gulf of Mexico fades into history; Google de-wokes times and seasons; libs liken NIH to Third Reich; analysis of the slew of lefty legal injunctions against DOGE; performative slurping is over; more.www.coffeeandcovid.com