1- "I don't like the way that outfit looks on you anymore."
Then poke your eyes out. And while we're talking about what does and doesn't look good, you might consider your moth-eaten Van Halen concert tee that you've had since high school.
2- "I can't get over how fat I feel."
Then quit #####ing and hit the gym.
3- "Your friend isn't nearly as attractive since she gained that weight."
I'm sure she cares what you think. And what are you doing looking at my friend, anyway?
4- "I have a new female trainer at the gym."
Good for you.
5- "The saleswoman said it was for smaller women."
Then what the hell did you buy it for?
6- "Let's help each other lose a couple of pounds?"
Okay. I'll start by throwing out all your ice cream, cookies and beer.