Men's "ideal day" study

Misfit

Lawful neutral
http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/uk/four-hours-sex-in-men-s-ideal-day-1.271753



Research conducted for Unilever Compressed deodorants also found 64% of men confessed to regularly using their smartphones and tablets whilst on the toilet - while 26% planned a to-do list whilst being intimate with their partner.

Asked to divide their "ideal day" into the amount of time devoted to different activities, those surveyed said they would spend four hours and 19 minutes having sex, and three hours and 36 minutes working.
 

Misfit

Lawful neutral
This was a British study. I think if this was conducted with American men it would be a bit more realistic.




Like 2 minutes, 4 times a day or something.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
It irks me no end that someone(s) has figured out how to make a living producing inane studies AND inane reporting on those studies...and I can't.

"What do you do for a living?"

"Study"

"What do you study?"

"Nothing but, it pays well."


"What do you do for a living?"

"Report."

"On what?"

"Nothing but, it pays well..."
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
It irks me no end that someone(s) has figured out how to make a living producing inane studies AND inane reporting on those studies...and I can't.

Right? What a great job that would be, just sitting around all yammering to people to get their opinion on stuff, publishing those opinions on the internet.....and making money at it. Wouldn't that be the best job ever?

:yawn:
 

Misfit

Lawful neutral
Right? What a great job that would be, just sitting around all yammering to people to get their opinion on stuff, publishing those opinions on the internet.....and making money at it. Wouldn't that be the best job ever?

:yawn:


:lmao:
 
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Larry Gude

Strung Out
Right? What a great job that would be, just sitting around all yammering to people to get their opinion on stuff, publishing those opinions on the internet.....and making money at it. Wouldn't that be the best job ever?

:yawn:

Somebody has to be you. May as well be you. :lol:
 

GURPS

INGSOC
PREMO Member
Right? What a great job that would be, just sitting around all yammering to people to get their opinion on stuff, publishing those opinions on the internet.....and making money at it. Wouldn't that be the best job ever?

:yawn:


Swing and a Home Run ....
 

Toxick

Splat
My ideal day:

8:00 AM: wake up
8:01 AM: Blow job
8:10 AM: Shower
8:20 AM: Steak and Eggs in bed
9:00 AM: Blow job
9:25 AM: Picked up by Limosine
9:45 AM: Arrive at golf course
9:50 AM: Tee-off
12:45 PM: Buy everyone a round at the 19th hole to celebrate hole in one
12:00 PM: 12 oz Sirloin and fries for lunch
12:30 PM: 1 double Glen Rothes and Cohiba during after lunch blowjob
1:05 PM Watch Washington Capitals defeat Pittsburgh Penguins in regulation time.
4:00 PM 4-hand Asian massage
5:00 PM New York Strip + Lobster Tail. Loaded Baked Potato
5:30 PM 1 double 18 year old Glenlivet and Fonseca cigar.
6:00 PM Blowjob
7:00 PM Limosine to Blues or Rock show.
10:00 PM Threesome
11:00 PM Drift off to sleep with 1 set of boobs pressed against my chest and another pressed against my back
 

Pete

Repete
My ideal day:

8:00 AM: wake up
8:01 AM: Blow job
8:10 AM: Shower
8:20 AM: Steak and Eggs in bed
9:00 AM: Blow job
9:25 AM: Picked up by Limosine
9:45 AM: Arrive at golf course
9:50 AM: Tee-off
12:45 PM: Buy everyone a round at the 19th hole to celebrate hole in one
12:00 PM: 12 oz Sirloin and fries for lunch
12:30 PM: 1 double Glen Rothes and Cohiba during after lunch blowjob
1:05 PM Watch Washington Capitals defeat Pittsburgh Penguins in regulation time.
4:00 PM 4-hand Asian massage
5:00 PM New York Strip + Lobster Tail. Loaded Baked Potato
5:30 PM 1 double 18 year old Glenlivet and Fonseca cigar.
6:00 PM Blowjob
7:00 PM Limosine to Blues or Rock show.
10:00 PM Threesome
11:00 PM Drift off to sleep with 1 set of boobs pressed against my chest and another pressed against my back

Scotch sucks
 

Misfit

Lawful neutral
My ideal day:

8:00 AM: wake up
8:01 AM: Blow job
8:10 AM: Shower
8:20 AM: Steak and Eggs in bed
9:00 AM: Blow job
9:25 AM: Picked up by Limosine
9:45 AM: Arrive at golf course
9:50 AM: Tee-off
12:45 PM: Buy everyone a round at the 19th hole to celebrate hole in one
12:00 PM: 12 oz Sirloin and fries for lunch
12:30 PM: 1 double Glen Rothes and Cohiba during after lunch blowjob
1:05 PM Watch Washington Capitals defeat Pittsburgh Penguins in regulation time.
4:00 PM 4-hand Asian massage
5:00 PM New York Strip + Lobster Tail. Loaded Baked Potato
5:30 PM 1 double 18 year old Glenlivet and Fonseca cigar.
6:00 PM Blowjob
7:00 PM Limosine to Blues or Rock show.
10:00 PM Threesome
11:00 PM Drift off to sleep with 1 set of boobs pressed against my chest and another pressed against my back

I hope you have a really strong jaw. :lmao:
 
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