Men's "ideal day" study

[Misfit]

I hope you have a really strong jaw.

Steaks hard to chew....

 

[RoseRed]

My ideal day:

8:00 AM: wake up
8:01 AM: Blow job
8:10 AM: Shower
8:20 AM: Steak and Eggs in bed
9:00 AM: Blow job
9:25 AM: Picked up by Limosine
9:45 AM: Arrive at golf course
9:50 AM: Tee-off
12:45 PM: Buy everyone a round at the 19th hole to celebrate hole in one
12:00 PM: 12 oz Sirloin and fries for lunch
12:30 PM: 1 double Glen Rothes and Cohiba during after lunch blowjob
1:05 PM Watch Washington Capitals defeat Pittsburgh Penguins in regulation time.
4:00 PM 4-hand Asian massage
5:00 PM New York Strip + Lobster Tail. Loaded Baked Potato
5:30 PM 1 double 18 year old Glenlivet and Fonseca cigar.
6:00 PM Blowjob
7:00 PM Limosine to Blues or Rock show.
10:00 PM Threesome
11:00 PM Drift off to sleep with 1 set of boobs pressed against my chest and another pressed against my back

Something on your mind? You're out of order.

 

[Pete]

Spoken like an uncultured baffoon!

Guilty. I will not drink carmel colored liquid ass in the pursuit of class.

 

[vraiblonde]

Somebody has to be you. May as well be you.

 

[Chris0nllyn]

My ideal day:

8:00 AM: wake up
8:01 AM: Blow job
8:10 AM: Shower
8:20 AM: Steak and Eggs in bed
9:00 AM: Blow job
9:25 AM: Picked up by Limosine
9:45 AM: Arrive at golf course
9:50 AM: Tee-off
12:45 PM: Buy everyone a round at the 19th hole to celebrate hole in one
12:00 PM: 12 oz Sirloin and fries for lunch
12:30 PM: 1 double Glen Rothes and Cohiba during after lunch blowjob
1:05 PM Watch Washington Capitals defeat Pittsburgh Penguins in regulation time.
4:00 PM 4-hand Asian massage
5:00 PM New York Strip + Lobster Tail. Loaded Baked Potato
5:30 PM 1 double 18 year old Glenlivet and Fonseca cigar.
6:00 PM Blowjob
7:00 PM Limosine to Blues or Rock show.
10:00 PM Threesome
11:00 PM Drift off to sleep with 1 set of boobs pressed against my chest and another pressed against my back

You forgot your time machine right around 11:59.

I hope you have a really strong jaw.

 

[czygvtwkr]

Where is the life altering dump? That takes at least 30 minutes.

 

[GWguy]

Where is the life altering dump? That takes at least 30 minutes.

An ideal day doesn't include a poop.

 

[Larry Gude]

Guilty. I will not drink carmel colored liquid ass in the pursuit of class.

I don't like scotch either but, honestly, what do vodka, gin and bourbon taste like? Soda pops? 'Acquiring' the taste for any hard spirit is akin to 'acquiring' enough loss of taste and smell coupled with the affection for the effects.

 

[lucky_bee]

My ideal day:

8:00 AM: wake up
8:01 AM: Blow job
8:10 AM: Shower
8:20 AM: Steak and Eggs in bed
9:00 AM: Blow job
9:25 AM: Picked up by Limosine
9:45 AM: Arrive at golf course
9:50 AM: Tee-off
12:45 PM: Buy everyone a round at the 19th hole to celebrate hole in one
12:00 PM: 12 oz Sirloin and fries for lunch
12:30 PM: 1 double Glen Rothes and Cohiba during after lunch blowjob
1:05 PM Watch Washington Capitals defeat Pittsburgh Penguins in regulation time.
4:00 PM 4-hand Asian massage
5:00 PM New York Strip + Lobster Tail. Loaded Baked Potato
5:30 PM 1 double 18 year old Glenlivet and Fonseca cigar.
6:00 PM Blowjob
7:00 PM Limosine to Blues or Rock show.
10:00 PM Threesome
11:00 PM Drift off to sleep with 1 set of boobs pressed against my chest and another pressed against my back

National Steak and a BJ day was March 14. Try again next year.

 

[czygvtwkr]

An ideal day doesn't include a poop.

The hell it doesn't

 

[Toxick]

National Steak and a BJ day was March 14. Try again next year.

You're thinking Pi day.


S&BJ Day is March 23.







I'm already prepared.

 

[lucky_bee]

You're thinking Pi day.


S&BJ Day is March 23.







I'm already prepared.

Steak and a BJ Day

 

[vraiblonde]

S&BJ Day is March 23.

March 14 - one month after VD.

What kind of freaking guy are you that you don't know when S&BJ day is???

 

[lucky_bee]

March 14 - one month after VD.

What kind of freaking guy are you that you don't know when S&BJ day is???

:like:

 

[FED_UP]

Taking a stab at a ladies idea day from male point of view.

Wake up 6:00
Hit the shower, make up, dressd 6:15-8:15
Cook breakfast 8:15-9:00
Clean kitchen 9:00-10:00
Shop 10:00-10:00
Treaty hubby with BJ since she spent all his money 10:00-10:05
Sleep by 10:00-10:10

 

[lucky_bee]

Taking a stab at a ladies idea day from male point of view.

Wake up 6:00
Hit the shower, make up, dressd 6:15-8:15
Cook breakfast 8:15-9:00
Clean kitchen 9:00-10:00
Shop 10:00-10:00
Treaty hubby with BJ since she spent all his money 10:00-10:05
Sleep by 10:00-10:10

Ideal? Who wants to spend 45 mins making breakfast, and then a whole hour cleanign up after? Here's a ####ing poptart.









And where does dinner fit in

 

[Vince]

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/uk/four-hours-sex-in-men-s-ideal-day-1.271753



Research conducted for Unilever Compressed deodorants also found 64% of men confessed to regularly using their smartphones and tablets whilst on the toilet - while 26% planned a to-do list whilst being intimate with their partner.

Asked to divide their "ideal day" into the amount of time devoted to different activities, those surveyed said they would spend four hours and 19 minutes having sex, and three hours and 36 minutes working.

That is not possible because all the blood leaves our brain during that time and goes to our penis so we cannot think.

 

[FED_UP]

Ideal? Who wants to spend 45 mins making breakfast, and then a whole hour cleanign up after? Here's a ####ing poptart.









And where does dinner fit in

Pop tart , oops forgot dinner, grab a burger and fries, FIXED.

 

[warneckutz]

Ideal? Who wants to spend 45 mins making breakfast, and then a whole hour cleanign up after? Here's a ####ing poptart.


And where does dinner fit in

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...

 

[FED_UP]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn...

If ya'll don't feed us right how do you expect us to have the strenght to perform latter.