Michelle Jackson Arrested

[Larry Gude]

I got it!

...the new KenLarry doll!

If you get tired of playing with it, you can always scrub your tires with it!

And it's like a heatseeker when you throw it at CATS!!!!

And we stand at the ready to do to Barbie what y'all mistakenly believe MJ did to the Boy Scouts!

 

[Ken King]

...the new KenLarry doll!

If you get tired of playing with it, you can always scrub your tires with it!

And it's like a heatseeker when you throw it at CATS!!!!

And we stand at the ready to do to Barbie what y'all mistakenly believe MJ did to the Boy Scouts!

Sold only at adult stores, auto supply outlets, or by animal control experts. Yeah, that's it.

 

[Larry Gude]

Or it could mean...

I think MJ sudden onset of back pain, shuffling walk into court, and showing up in pajamas (obviously showing he doesn't care how he looks) shows a lot of FEAR

...he don't wanna face that little sex crazed monster that gave him such a pounding last time!!! It could be a Pavlovian response!


ATTICA!

ATTICA!!

ATTICA!!!

 

[AC/DC]

Pajamas = no respect for the court and an attention grab.

His constant whining about being sick all the time may be avoidable if he would stop dying himself white and start living the life he was born to live.

Without his money, he is just another pedophile looking to quench is demented thirst. With his money, he can buy his freedom to strike again and again.

 

[RoseRed]

How does one dye themself white?

 

[Larry Gude]

And what makes you think...

and start living the life he was born to live.

With his money, he can buy his freedom to strike again and again.

...he ain't?

The most mind blowing thing about all this is not Jackson. He's so far beyond ####ed up with the way he was raised. The mind blowing thing is these parents feeding their children to him. $$$

What's next? Goats? 10 camels, 50 chickens, the going rate for your kid?

 

[RoseRed]

Where are his own children?

 

[Larry Gude]

I think they're staying...

...with Roman Polanski until this all blows over?

:shrug:

 

[RoseRed]

...with Roman Polanski until this all blows over?

:shrug:

You are in rare form today Mr. Gude. Have you been back to the dentist for more happy pills?

 

[Larry Gude]

Y'ah know...

...it's so EZ to get stereotyped around here!

One friggin trip to the dentist and suddenly I can't be funny unless I've been gassed...

...and ate a bunch of pills

...and downed a pint of Turkey

Why, I'll have you know I am FUNNY all the time and WITHOUT chemical stimulation!!

Just don't ask my dentist...

 

[AC/DC]

...he ain't?

The most mind blowing thing about all this is not Jackson. He's so far beyond ####ed up with the way he was raised. The mind blowing thing is these parents feeding their children to him. $$$

What's next? Goats? 10 camels, 50 chickens, the going rate for your kid?

I agree, the parents of the children need to be hung from the same tree as he.

 

[AC/DC]

How does one dye themself white?

See for yourself......

 

[Tonio]

See for yourself......

More proof that the 20th Century was the Age of Celebrity. We've had William Randolph Hearst and his San Simeon megamansion. ("Citizen Kane" was inspired by Hearst.) We've had Howard Hughes, who became an entomophobic recluse. But when it comes to rich people with issues, MJ is clearly the winner. Did anyone diagnose him with post-nasal depression?

 

[Railroad]

Did anyone diagnose him with post-nasal depression?

I'm on Karma lockdown, but I owe you some green for that one!!!

 

[RoseRed]

...it's so EZ to get stereotyped around here!

One friggin trip to the dentist and suddenly I can't be funny unless I've been gassed...

...and ate a bunch of pills

...and downed a pint of Turkey

Why, I'll have you know I am FUNNY all the time and WITHOUT chemical stimulation!!

Just don't ask my dentist...

 

[Lenny]

...that timed in exactly when Monsieur King posted in the same thread.

I'm starting to freak. The same aliens are controlling us!

Have you two forgotten your tin foil stocking caps again?

 

[Lenny]

Jebus, I hate to do this. . . .

I think it's interesting that MJ should come down with severe back pains on the day that his accuser is to offer direct testimony. The back is the best constructed part of the human body, and unless there is severe trauma to that region, a person of that age shouldn't be experiencing back pain that's related to a physical condition. I have read papers that state that back pain might be a means that the brain uses in order to distract itself from thinking about something it, meaning you, doesn't want to think about.

I thought this was a wierd concept at the time, but then I started keeping tabs on when my lower back would hurt, and it was always during a time that something was going on that I was having a tough time dealing with or didn't want to think about.

I think MJ sudden onset of back pain, shuffling walk into court, and showing up in pajamas (obviously showing he doesn't care how he looks) shows a lot of guilt. Also, from what I've heard, he wouldn't look his accuser in the eyes. I know if I had done a bunch of stuff for a kid, and took care of his family, and he turned around and backstabbed me, my eyes would be burning holes into that kids head.

But in his defense, he has done one heck of a lot of damage to his body over the years. Some of the wild dancing moves, high kicks, falling to the floor in exaggerated splits, etc. cause a great deal of wear and tear on the body. Remember Joe Jackson has been abusing this kid on the stage since he was five years old. Therefore, his body may be thirty years older than his age.

 

[morganj614]

But in his defense, he has done one heck of a lot of damage to his body over the years. Some of the wild dancing moves, high kicks, falling to the floor in exaggerated splits, etc. cause a great deal of wear and tear on the body. Remember Joe Jackson has been abusing this kid on the stage since he was five years old. Therefore, his body may be thirty years older than his age.

Canuck is gonna be lovin' her some Lenny...lol...

 

[somdcrab]

But in his defense, he has done one heck of a lot of damage to his body over the years. Some of the wild dancing moves, high kicks, falling to the floor in exaggerated splits, etc. cause a great deal of wear and tear on the body. Remember Joe Jackson has been abusing this kid on the stage since he was five years old. Therefore, his body may be thirty years older than his age.

yo you forgot the flaming idiot................er hairdo commercial for pepsi

 

[Ken King]

Have you two forgotten your tin foil stocking caps again?

We haven't used that in years or at least since digital burst transmission became available. Check with Kain I think she still uses the analog system.