Montana Sheriff Applicant

[Baja28]

A man seeking to join a Montana Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

 

[toppick08]

:snicker:

 

[Bay_Kat]

A man seeking to join a Montana Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

I like it.

 

[twinoaks207]

A man seeking to join a Montana Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

Well, yeah! duh!

 

[Nanny Pam]

that works. :shrug:

 

[huntr1]

Best part is, if he picks the right ones, he can fulfill the first 3 requirements with just 6 shots. Shoot 6 meth dealing, muslim extremist illegal aliens.

 

[bcp]

Best part is, if he picks the right ones, he can fulfill the first 3 requirements with just 6 shots. Shoot 6 meth dealing, muslim extremist illegal aliens.

lazy is not the way to advance.

 

[Highlander]

A man seeking to join a Montana Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

Add 6 defense lawyers to the joke. That would make it even better.