More online dating observations

[DoWhat]

Oh sure. Then Larry can hook you up with some Crocs and you'll be all set.

Cool, but I need steel toe crocs.

 

[Bann]

We know.

Right. And everyone knows you're the paragon of fashion.

 

[Bann]

Actually they don't and we know that. The only reason we wear them is because it's too warm for pants and we forgot to hit our legs with the self-tanner.

They'll be taking my woman card away for that, but someone had to spill the beans.

I really didn't know that, and I've only worn capri's because *I* like them. Not all capri's are create equal. I've only worn capri's I thought looked good on me and flattered my figure. Who knew I've been looking like crap all along?!

 

[belvak]

I have it on good authority that the jorts ban is only for men, not women. So we're still good!

However this thread did make me go through and clean out my closet last night (the jean shorts stayed; the capris and skorts went).

But I like my capri's and they look good on me!

I love my capri's and my skorts! I refuse to give them up!! Afterall, they will come back in style in a few years! Guaranteed!

 

[DoWhat]

Right. And everyone knows you're the paragon of fashion.

What's a paragon?

 

[Bann]

What's a paragon?

Paragon - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

: a model of excellence or perfection

 

[GWguy]

I was going to tell him it's a multi-sided square.

 

[DoWhat]

I wear a ballcap at home all the time.

 

[Baja28]

No, we don't. Capri's look great on women.

*insert ChaseyLane's siggy line here* "You croc wearin, fake coach bag carrying sumptim, sumptin..."

Would a self tanner work for me? Or is it just a female thing?

Only if you have a 22 year old hottie rub it on ya.

 

[Im_Me]

What's a paragon?

Two Gons.

 

[Vince]

Two Gons.

 

[Christy]

I am here to help; Yes. He has crocs. We all do now.

Thankfully, this is an inaccurate statement. Crocs are a complete deal breaker for me, they are awful. This is an important discussion to have with a potential beau. I suggest that if you have a woman coming over you hide the crocs, or better yet, burn them.

 

[Baja28]

Two Gons.

I knew there was a joke in there but just couldn't come up with it.

 

[slotpuppy]

Two Gons.

Ugggg.....

 

[Hank]

...

 

[Christy]

On a completely different topic than Crocs, it is highly adviseable gentlemen to not send pictures of yourself in a banana hammock as an introductory photograph, it is likely to wind up someplace like this.

 

[kwillia]

On a completely different topic than Crocs, it is highly adviseable gentlemen to not send pictures of yourself in a banana hammock as an introductory photograph, it is likely to wind up someplace like this.

Seriously? Guys seriously think pictures like this will get them dates?

 

[Misfit]

On a completely different topic than Crocs, it is highly adviseable gentlemen to not send pictures of yourself in a banana hammock as an introductory photograph, it is likely to wind up someplace like this.

I thought I looked good. :shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

On a completely different topic than Crocs, it is highly adviseable gentlemen to not send pictures of yourself in a banana hammock as an introductory photograph, it is likely to wind up someplace like this.

"Hey, I have a small penis and extremely poor judgment. Wanna go out?"

 

[Bann]

On a completely different topic than Crocs, it is highly adviseable gentlemen to not send pictures of yourself in a banana hammock as an introductory photograph, it is likely to wind up someplace like this.

Anthony Weiner's brother, I presume...