Larry Gude
Strung Out
My husband has not, nor will he ever, wear or own crocs.
Yeah, right.
I used to say that.
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Yeah, right.
I used to say that.
withrespect
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Any guy who doesn't have a pair by now is, a, either lying about it or, b, is a puss because he's afraid of what people will say about his footwear.
They're light, easy to put on and comfortable. We used to resist this because they were so freaking ghey. However, they're light, easy to put on and comfortable.
And come in cammo. And with fake leather tops.
Pull yourself together and turn in your man card right now. 
kwillia
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Any guy who doesn't have a pair by now is, a, either lying about it or, b, is a puss because he's afraid of what people will say about his footwear.
They're light, easy to put on and comfortable. We used to resist this because they were so freaking ghey. However, they're light, easy to put on and comfortable.
And come in cammo. And with fake leather tops.
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
Keep working it. Even my uber redneck pal, who is a welder, had a pair. Not quite as stylish as the pair you'd like to see me in but, none the less...
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Garden Variety Gnome
Any guy who doesn't have a pair by now is, a, either lying about it or, b, is a puss because he's afraid of what people will say about his footwear.
They're light, easy to put on and comfortable. We used to resist this because they were so freaking ghey. However, they're light, easy to put on and comfortable.
And come in cammo. And with fake leather tops.
I can see you wearing those in a greenhouse, easy to hose off. But on a first date? REALLY?
And if I ever find any in a man's closet, they will mysteriously disappear.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Hey, I'm sorry. I don't make the rules. That one changed.
:shrug:
kwillia
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Even my uber redneck pal, who is a welder, had a pair. Not quite as stylish as the pair you'd like to see me in but, none the less...
Wait... you dress like that "are you checking me out" dude now too...dontchu...
withrespect
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Wait... you dress like that "are you checking me out" dude now too...dontchu...
"Metro-sexual"
Larry Gude
Strung Out
I can see you wearing those in a greenhouse, easy to hose off. But on a first date? REALLY?
And if I ever find any in a man's closet, they will mysteriously disappear.
Interesting you should say that; They SUCK in the greenhouse. Something about them, they are slippery as snail snot in a bucket pig guts in the hot sun. Little bit of water and ...whooopsie!!!! It's a testament to my incredible balance, athleticism and the fact that I usually have a beer in each hand, for balance, that I have not busted my ass to this point.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
And if I ever find any in a man's closet, they will mysteriously disappear.
Now you're losing it. What real man ever puts his shoes in a closet? For that matter, what real guy knows where it is?
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Wait... you dress like that "are you checking me out" dude now too...dontchu...
I am the guy in the Southern Comfort commercial; whatever is comfortable.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Larry Gude
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
You're not a real man.
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Hank
my war
"Metro-sexual"
MetroNeck..... part metrosexual, part redneck.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Hank
my war
:toppick:
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Garden Variety Gnome
Funny you should say that. My gal got me to try them on. Then bought 'em for me.
That was so other women would not look at you
