That was so other women would not look at you
That was so other women would not look at you
Meh... it's a cheaper way to keep the wimmons away than putting a ring on your finger.Funny you should say that. My gal got me to try them on. Then bought 'em for me.
That was so other women would not look at you
More look at me now than ever before.
They say, "Look at that fat ####er in the cammo speedo with the Southern Comfort and the pink bunny crocs!!! WTF???? He's so awesome, his woman is trying to camouflage him!!!"
Meh... it's a cheaper way to keep the wimmons away than putting a ring on your finger.
They are laughing at you.
And come in cammo. And with fake leather tops.
Nothing says ghey like "fake leather tops"
Sorry.
Nothing says ghey like "fake leather tops"
Sorry.
Easy to put on.
Comfortable.
:shrug:
Try a pair of slip-on Vans... a little more appealing to the eye.... just a little.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Now you're losing it. What real man ever puts his shoes in a closet? For that matter, what real guy knows where it is?
If men's shoes belong in a closet then we have a "closet" under the coffee table next to the back door.
Not when two consensual adults are in the privacy of their own home.....BUT when I'm in New York and they are 2 feet away from my right knee, then I have a problem
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I old enough to wear crocs and far too old to wear Vans.
Never too old for Vans. I envision you in some Spicoli checkers.
Let's walk this through. You had a croc 2 foot from your right knee?