My helmet sucks...

Beelzebaby666

Has confinement issues..
I'm gonna take a #### in it and plant a gerber in it and put it out to catch cats. And make helmets out of cats.

New Siggy!! :roflmao: I just laughed so hard that I could barely call and reread this to my fellow cat hater.:killingme:


I can't stop picturing Larry hovered over a cracked pot, eyes all squinty, with a cat on his head!

:lmao:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
:confused: Wonder why? :lol:

The story I get is that it compromises the integrity of the helmet from where you hit due to your head over compressing that area and possible weakening of the shell on the outside of that spot that you won't be able to see or tell.

Until it's too late and your woman is changing your diapers.
 
That actress chick who is brain dead from a sking accident fell and conked her grape on the bunny slope and kept skiing. An hour later she got a headache and went to the lodge. Tomorrow they are pulling the plug on her. not that that is common at all but keep alert.

To be sure lets do a word association game. I will post a word and you reply a response.

Ready.......


Plastic

Quoted for Vrai... you should at least call him before he ...:bawl:
 

Dye Tied

Garden Variety Gnome
The story I get is that it compromises the integrity of the helmet from where you hit due to your head over compressing that area and possible weakening of the shell on the outside of that spot that you won't be able to see or tell.

Until it's too late and your woman is changing your diapers.

Vrai? :roflmao:

I wasn't wearing a helmet when the hood of my car came crashing down on my head. Thank goodness I can still change my own diapers.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Vrai? :roflmao:

I wasn't wearing a helmet when the hood of my car came crashing down on my head. Thank goodness I can still change my own diapers.

You shush, smart azz!

I found out why it felt like a brick wall where I went down; it was a brick wall. I was digging out the track today, deepening the turns, cleaning it up and, viola, right where I crashed, about a 8 by 8 area, nothing but shale, right below the grass. I had to reroute and lengthen a pretty big turn to get away from that mess. It actually flows better now and sets up a snap hook turn that works pretty good, coming out of the rerouted turn.

So, I'm not a total old man piss! No wonder that crap hurt so bad! :drama:
 

dustin

UAIOE
You shush, smart azz!

I found out why it felt like a brick wall where I went down; it was a brick wall. I was digging out the track today, deepening the turns, cleaning it up and, viola, right where I crashed, about a 8 by 8 area, nothing but shale, right below the grass. I had to reroute and lengthen a pretty big turn to get away from that mess. It actually flows better now and sets up a snap hook turn that works pretty good, coming out of the rerouted turn.

So, I'm not a total old man piss! No wonder that crap hurt so bad! :drama:
what? you have your own track?!
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
:yeahthat: Pics please. Sounds interesting. I mean, as soon as you're not seeing double anymore. Need you to aim the camera in the right direction.

Here it is;

1,000 long, 19 turns, a few small jumps. Plenty of room to crash. No trees or poles anywhere near 'gotcha' range. :lol:
 

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Larry Gude

Strung Out
good stuff!

elevation change too :yay:

Yeah, that was one of the decisions that was more effort than I'd anticipated. There's a great sweeping turn on one end that worked out and is fun to blast up but could also be a nice down hill. Plus, there's room left in the middle to do a few more things. It's not Budds nor will it ever be, but it's awful damn convenient!
 

Beelzebaby666

Has confinement issues..
Yeah, that was one of the decisions that was more effort than I'd anticipated. There's a great sweeping turn on one end that worked out and is fun to blast up but could also be a nice down hill. Plus, there's room left in the middle to do a few more things. It's not Budds nor will it ever be, but it's awful damn convenient!



This sounds dangerous for someone.. In your condition....













Don't break a hip... :yay:
 
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