My turn

[nomoney]

Chirpees?? Hope not, cuz its untweetable.

caw caw caw.

 

[cattitude]

Why does he have a tiny pin prick?

I'm not sure about the pin part.

 

[PrepH4U]

I'm not sure about the pin part.

But you are sure of the other part? :shrug:

 

[10ozCurls]

But you are sure of the other part? :shrug:

It was written all over the bathroom walls at the Olive Garden and Texas Roadhouse :shrug:

 

[itsbob]

I'm going to come eat your brains first.

You might want to bring a box lunch along, wouldn't want you leaving still hungry!!

 

[Chasey_Lane]

You might want to bring a box lunch along, wouldn't want you leaving still hungry!!

 

[huntr1]

to start one of those wth is wrong me threads so eveyrone can point and laugh.

I don't want to go to the Dr. for this because they'll think I'm crazy...buuuttt..... I noticed this weekend quite on accident that I have something weird going on with my arm/neck area. There is a tiny little bump on my upper arm. Tiny as in if I hadn't found this weirdness out I wouldn't know it was there. Its the same size as my hair follicles on my arm. Looks like a goose bump almost. Anyhow; When something lightly brushes across it I get a horrible bee sting feeling on the back of my neck. Yep - my neck. Bump is on my arm just a little up from my elbow and bee sting feeling is on the back of my neck; right at the base. It hurts like a mofo. I tried laying on my right side last night and realized that steady pressure to the bump gives me a dull achey pain in my neck. Its just the light brushing over it that gets the sharp WTF pain.

So all of you medical know it alls; wth is wrong with me? Is this something I should go get checked out; or is this just one of those old people things all of you old people have to deal with?

Got somebody that likes you to squeeze it, like popping a zit. Maybe that will push out whatever is in there. Maybe ice it down first to stop the pain?

If nothing else, I have a swiss army knife, lighted magnifying glass, tweezers, zippo, needle and thread and whiskey. Can come do some backwoods surgery on you.

 

[nomoney]

Do you have skin tags?

Are those the little red dangly things on old peoples necks?

 

[GWguy]

Are those the little red dangly things on old peoples necks?

I think those are called waddles.

 

[Baja28]

Are those the little red dangly things on old peoples necks?

Here's your problem.

 

[nomoney]

Here's your problem.

 

[kwillia]

I just read somewhere that you need to pee on it in the shower.

 

[nomoney]

I just read somewhere that you need to pee on it in the shower.

I don't think I'm that flexible anymore.

 

[Baja28]

I don't think I'm that flexible anymore.

 

[Pete]

I don't think I'm that flexible anymore.

Maybe your hubby would.

 

[itsbob]

Maybe your hubby would.

Would think she is that flexible or would pee on her?

 

[Dye Tied]

Are those the little red dangly things on old peoples necks?

Or under boobs, armpits and someone told me they had one on their butt.

 

[BadGirl]

Or under boobs, armpits and someone told me they had one on their butt.

That looks like a flacid tick.












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[Dye Tied]

That looks like a flacid tick.





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You've seen the difference between a hard tick and a flaccid tick?
tickdick

 

[BadGirl]

You've seen the difference between a hard tick and a flaccid tick?
tickdick

No, can't say that I have.

But another observation, have you ever looked at a REALLY REALLY fat person, and thought to yourself "that right there is a VERY fat walking tick....you know, the ones that are too fat to move their arms, and fall to the floor when they get too heavy to hang on to a dog"?

No?!?!?!?!?

Well, I have.