Need a Man for Date for Company Christmas Party on Saturday

[Magnum]

Mine was last saturday< I had to go out and buy a new suit for it, got all fancied up for it.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Okay, I know this is short notice - but my company party is this Saturday the 11th and I'm supposed to be there with a date. Unfortunately I don't have one.....

Me, I'm 5'7" - 47 - Average - short dark hair, hazel eyes, all my own teeth, NOT Coyote Ugly....

You - Over 5'10" - Average - older than 30 - NOT Coyote Ugly

At the party you will at least get a free meal, open bar, and maybe a dance or two if we are up to it.

I'll gladly send a picture and I expect one as well.

What's wrong with taking a chance? After all it's the Holiday season!

I think I know someone for ya!! Does it matter if "he" used to be a "she"????

 

[RoseRed]

I think I know someone for ya!! Does it matter if "he" used to be a "she"????

OMG!!!

 

[RoseRed]

OMG!!!

Need a Man for Date for... 12-08-2004 02:15 PM opps, wrong button

 

[jazz lady]

Don't feel bad vince not to far above ya 5' 7"

I heard if you walk around your yard, you gain at least two inches...



















from the dog poop caked on your shoes.

 

[fddog]

I heard if you walk around your yard, you gain at least two inches..


from the dog poop caked on your shoes.

You know only 1 or maybe 2 dawgs got poo, Now down by chicken dance, Dance floor:shrug:

 

[dogzzlife]

You guys are pretty funny........

Now if you would just send me some pictures of your available "friends" you might be doing us both a favor.....

 

[fddog]

otter i saw that and tried to quote it, And it was gone.

 

[Tonio]

Seriously, why doesn't Dogzzlife call an esort service?

 

[Pete]

Why? Do they need someone to pose on top of the cake?


Sorry, Vince - I couldn't resist!

 

[Otter]

otter i saw that and tried to quote it, And it was gone.

Why would you be interested?? You already know what he looks like..

 

[fddog]

Why would you be interested?? You already know what he looks like..

it was just a good pic of him

 

[unixpirate]

Seriously, why doesn't Dogzzlife call an esort service?

j/k

 

[bresamil]

Why? Do they need someone to pose on top of the cake?


Sorry, Vince - I couldn't resist!

Oh fine Vrai. He won't go with me anyway. Now I'll have to start a Need a Date for a Wedding in January thread. :angry:

 

[Vince]

Why? Do they need someone to pose on top of the cake?


Sorry, Vince - I couldn't resist!

Made me laugh.

 

[RoseRed]

Need a Man for Date for... 12-08-2004 02:15 PM opps, wrong button

Need a Man for Date for... 12-08-2004 02:41 PM Opps, I did it again.

 

[Kyle]

... You - Over 5'10" - Average - older than 30 - NOT Coyote Ugly

I've enclosed my pic.

 

[HollowSoul]

heres a pic of an available fella...

 

[Bobalooie]

Okay, I know this is short notice - but my company party is this Saturday the 11th and I'm supposed to be there with a date. Unfortunately I don't have one.....

Me, I'm 5'7" - 47 - Average - short dark hair, hazel eyes, all my own teeth, NOT Coyote Ugly....

You - Over 5'10" - Average - older than 30 - NOT Coyote Ugly

At the party you will at least get a free meal, open bar, and maybe a dance or two if we are up to it.

I'll gladly send a picture and I expect one as well.

What's wrong with taking a chance? After all it's the Holiday season!

I would help you out, but I'm a professional, it would be totally unethical to do this for you for less then $350, and a rented Mercedes for the night.

 

[baswm]

Seriously, why doesn't Dogzzlife call an esort service?

Because she is a lady who is not hard on the eyes. It is easier for a gal to put the word out and get lots of replys. Guys on the other hand, probably easier to call the escort service.