New Guy, New To The Area, Looking For A Lovely Lady To Show Me Around

[Softballkid]

Rodger dodger here ya go
http://forums.somd.com/member.php?userid=5507



:runningandduckingforcover:

 

[mAlice]

I'm not crazy about 'vettes, but if you're cute I might let you ride in my car.

 

[migtig]

You mingler you.

Nah - when I grow up I wanna be a hermit.

 

[Wickedwrench]

Nah - when I grow up I wanna be a hermit.

I'm writing a book on it.

 

[Dougstermd]

do you have a pickup?

 

[Dupontster]

:shrug: I have 37 cents in my pocket.... :shrug:

She ain't that cheap...Go buy a stamp while you still can....When do they go to $.39?

 

[fddog]

How much time I have is directly related to how much money you have.

This is the post of the year

 

[Softballkid]

She ain't that cheap...Go buy a stamp while you still can....When do they go to $.39?

There already 39 cent..thats why I offered her my 37 cents...

 

[pixiegirl]

She ain't that cheap...Go buy a stamp while you still can....When do they go to $.39?

His 37 cents isn't even enough to get a reply!

 

[Softballkid]

His 37 cents isn't even enough to get a reply!

If I had 2 dozen and an oollllldddd bottle of wine... If I reallllly coulda hung the moon would it change your miiiinnnddddd...

 

[ylexot]

but this one has a dark red vette

But does he have to shout about it? Maybe his small winkie complex is more severe...

 

[mAlice]

But does he have to shout about it? Maybe his small winkie complex is more severe...

Ya' know, the thing about vehicles being an extension of one's manhood may not be true. I have a sports car and I don't have small boobies. :shrug:

 

[Softballkid]

But does he have to shout about it? Maybe his small winkie complex is more severe...

:shrug:

 

[Softballkid]

Ya' know, the thing about vehicles being an extension of one's manhood may not be true. I have a sports car and I don't have small boobies. :shrug:

 

[morganj614]

Ya' know, the thing about vehicles being an extension of one's manhood may not be true. I have a sports car and I don't have small boobies. :shrug:

But your womanhood is a bit lower :shrug:

 

[mAlice]

But your womanhood is a bit lower :shrug:

But that's not a protrusion.

 

[morganj614]

But that's not a protrusion.

Whew, that's a relief

 

[pixiegirl]

Ya' know, the thing about vehicles being an extension of one's manhood may not be true. I have a sports car and I don't have small boobies. :shrug:

Catt too.

 

[mAlice]

Whew, that's a relief

 

[ylexot]

Ya' know, the thing about vehicles being an extension of one's manhood may not be true. I have a sports car and I don't have small boobies. :shrug:

I'm hoping that you don't even have a manhood...