NFL bans tackling..

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GregV814

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Somebody could get hurt!!!!

Yup.... The maneuver, "hip tackling" has been banned. The offenders (team) will be penalized 15 yards, offenders maybe fined, suspended and arrested for a hate crime... (I made that last part up )....

Thats the beginning. Look, with pansexual, homosexual, transsexual affalets you cant be touching the hips.... and some of the female tight ends and halfbacks in the NFL see it as unwanted exploitation. See???
 
Kyle

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GregV814 said:
Somebody could get hurt!!!!

Yup.... The maneuver, "hip tackling" has been banned. The offenders (team) will be penalized 15 yards, offenders maybe fined, suspended and arrested for a hate crime... (I made that last part up )....

Thats the beginning. Look, with pansexual, homosexual, transsexual affalets you cant be touching the hips.... and some of the female tight ends and halfbacks in the NFL see it as unwanted exploitation. See???
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I'm surprised there hasnt' been an NFL Center filing charges so far.

Talk about invading personal space.
 
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GregV814

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ah ha!!!! a NEW plan!!!!

During a kick off, NOBODY CAN MOVE, EITHER TEAM, until the officials say its okay under these circumstances...

1) only once the ball hits the ground
2) or, a player on the receiving team catches or muffs it.
3) and the kicking team must ask, "mother may I"???
4) players must adjust their crotches during commercials ONLY
5) a team of jurors will examine the suspicious movements by any player before the officials drop their hands or burp.
 
Kyle

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GregV814 said:
ah ha!!!! a NEW plan!!!!

During a kick off, NOBODY CAN MOVE, EITHER TEAM, until the officials say its okay under these circumstances...


4) players must adjust their crotches during commercials ONLY
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You're gonna get a lot of pushback from the Black Playas Union and the Italian Players Organization on that rule.
 
vraiblonde

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DaSDGuy said:
Whistle blows. "Fifteen yards for unsportsmanlike conduct. He hurt a grown mans feelings"
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Salmon

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I’m surprised the NFL still allows tackling. That sport is way too violent and causing countless injuries, mostly to persons of color. I would hope they would consider two hand touch as opposed to violent tackling
 
Kyle

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Salmon said:
I’m surprised the NFL still allows tackling. That sport is way too violent and causing countless injuries, mostly to persons of color. I would hope they would consider two hand touch as opposed to violent tackling
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I bet you were the ball carrier in every game of “smear the queer“ when you were a kid.
 
Ken King

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Salmon said:
I’m surprised the NFL still allows tackling. That sport is way too violent and causing countless injuries, mostly to persons of color. I would hope they would consider two hand touch as opposed to violent tackling
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So you want to take away the opportunity for those persons of color to use their talent to make serious bank. What a compassionate person you are. I guess you would rather see them on the dole.

Do you think two-hand touch will garner the earning capacity to pay them the same kind of money or are you hoping that the gender fluid can double dip at being both players and cheerleaders?
 
Salmon

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Ken King said:
So you want to take away the opportunity for those persons of color to use their talent to make serious bank. What a compassionate person you are. I guess you would rather see them on the dole.

Do you think two-hand touch will garner the earning capacity to pay them the same kind of money or are you hoping that the gender fluid can double dip at being both players and cheerleaders?
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I would love to see more opportunities in the NFL, and other sports, for gender fluid individuals
 
Ken King

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Salmon said:
I would love to see more opportunities in the NFL, and other sports, for gender fluid individuals
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Those opportunities are already there, it is a merit-based job. If you can do the work then you can get the job (probably a foreign concept for you).
 
Grumpy

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Funny, 1 hand/2 hand touch only applies to the ball handler..It hurts just the same for blockers whether its tackle or touch. I played touch in my 20s and I wanted to die for a week after games, then turned around and played the following week. One season of that and I was done. :lol:
 
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