In other news, when interviewed about the loss of a third daily meal, a state guest named Bubba Dean Pursesnatcher has this to say;
"Well, I'm a pretty big boy and could afford to miss a meal here and there. Hehehehe. Also, I tend to be philosophical about life. If you'd don't even have regular meals in the first place, jail is a nice place to get that sort of stability in ones life. Further, for my line of work, when I got back on the job, being a little lighter is actually an asset and improves cash flow and helps reduce work stoppages and other interruptions. All in all, I think it's a good thing and, certainly, nothing to go into cardiac arrest over. Get it? Cardiac. Arrest? Jail. Arrest. hehehehe. During my stay, I am working on a side career of stand up comedy. One ought to diversify ones resume these days. I'll be here until, oh, next spring so, come on out and enjoy the show and, remember, tip your jailer. They're people, too! heheheh..."
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