Oblivious!

John Z

John Z

if you will
Vrai, that is so funny. I feel the same way. These people aren't even aware that there are other people in the store. They park their cart in the middle of the aisle (crooked too, in order to maximize blockage), then start studying the shelves. It is amazing the amount of concentration they are able to muster, blocking out the rest of the world. Sometimes throat-clearing doesn't even work to get their attention.
 
nomoney

nomoney

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vraiblonde said:
GET THE FRIG OUT OF THE WAY! ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!

I HATE that when people stand there like morons and aren't paying attention what's going on around them. They can't go around to the coffee fixing area, they have to stand in front of the soda fixing area and slooooooowly add some cream, then slooooooowly put in a little sugar, then slooooowly stir it up, then dump some out and add more coffee because they put in too much cream and sugar...

GET OUT OF THE WAY, ASSHAT!!!!
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start humming the jeopardy tune; its works every time :yay:

Then you get these fat butts that park their cart in the middle of the aisle so they can mill about, then give you a dirty look when you move it aside so you can go around.
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I love it when they do this; gives me a chance to practice my bumper cart skills. It's even more fun when they have screaming kids in the cart....WHAM!!!
 
rack'm

rack'm

Jaded
John Z said:
Vrai, that is so funny. I feel the same way. These people aren't even aware that there are other people in the store. They park their cart in the middle of the aisle (crooked too, in order to maximize blockage), then start studying the shelves. It is amazing the amount of concentration they are able to muster, blocking out the rest of the world. Sometimes throat-clearing doesn't even work to get their attention.
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I've found that driving your cart into their ankle works very well at getting their attention as they fall to the ground in pain. :yay::yay:

just walk away like you had nothing to do with it :angel:
 
Vince

Vince

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John Z said:
Vrai, that is so funny. I feel the same way. These people aren't even aware that there are other people in the store. They park their cart in the middle of the aisle (crooked too, in order to maximize blockage), then start studying the shelves. It is amazing the amount of concentration they are able to muster, blocking out the rest of the world. Sometimes throat-clearing doesn't even work to get their attention.
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And with some of these morons you can stand right in front of two of them talking, with their carts in front of you, and they are oblivious. Until I speak up and say "can you please get your effing carts out of my way." I guess I'm not that impolite, but then maybe...... :whistle:
 
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Shutterbug

Guest
John Z said:
Vrai, that is so funny. I feel the same way. These people aren't even aware that there are other people in the store. They park their cart in the middle of the aisle (crooked too, in order to maximize blockage), then start studying the shelves. It is amazing the amount of concentration they are able to muster, blocking out the rest of the world. Sometimes throat-clearing doesn't even work to get their attention.
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I especially love it when you say, "Excuse me" to these idiots and they look at you like it's YOUR fault they are in the way. No one ever says, "Excuse me" any more.
 
meangirl

meangirl

Nice lady!
nomoney said:
I love it when they do this; gives me a chance to practice my bumper cart skills. It's even more fun when they have screaming kids in the cart....WHAM!!!
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That's exactly what I do. I'll say excuse me nicely..once..then it's on! :lmao:
 
ylexot

ylexot

Super Genius
Then there are the ones that park the cart right next to another parked cart so that they can completely block the aisle. :burning:
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Vince said:
And with some of these morons you can stand right in front of two of them talking, with their carts in front of you, and they are oblivious. Until I speak up and say "can you please get your effing carts out of my way." I guess I'm not that impolite, but then maybe...... :whistle:
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You rude? :killingme
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
I hate when people let their kids push the cart. Especially when the kid can't even see over it. They should be strapped into that thing with their hands and feet bound and their mouths taped shut. :yay:
 
nomoney

nomoney

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K_Jo said:
I hate when people let their kids push the cart. Especially when the kid can't even see over it. They should be strapped into that thing with their hands and feet bound and their mouths taped shut. :yay:
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is that right? I MAKE my kids push the cart; that way they can't be climbing on the shelves and throwing watermelons at eachother and crap
 
meangirl

meangirl

Nice lady!
K_Jo said:
I hate when people let their kids push the cart. Especially when the kid can't even see over it. They should be strapped into that thing with their hands and feet bound and their mouths taped shut. :yay:
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The parents or the kids? :confused:
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
nomoney said:
is that right? I MAKE my kids push the cart; that way they can't be climbing on the shelves and throwing watermelons at eachother and crap
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But they run over my heels. :bawl:
 
KCM

KCM

Right Where I Belong
I love when they have their cart on one side but they decide to stand in the aisle beside their cart arguing over which spag sauce to buy. Finally after asking, not once but twice, to excuse me the wife looks at me and says "can't you see we are trying to shop here". Hello...what in the heck do you think I am trying to do.:duh:
 
BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
I love the ones who ask where something is when it is literally right in front of them, I at least get a few of those per day. If you truly want to see public idiocy at it's best work at a grocery store.
 
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Shutterbug

Guest
BuddyLee said:
I love the ones who ask where something is when it is literally right in front of them, I at least get a few of those per day.
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Doh! :whistle:
 
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