Off Topic Thread

[Christy]

When baking, should I use butter, margarine, or butter flavored Crisco? Or should I substitute with Kentucky Jelly for less calories?

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Christy
When baking, should I use butter, margarine, or butter flavored Crisco? Or should I substitute with Kentucky Jelly for less calories?

Do you think Florence Henderson has had a facelift or two? We definitely know she wears dentures after plugging Poligrip.

 

[fuzzyng]

Originally posted by jazz lady
Do you think Florence Henderson has had a facelift or two? We definitely know she wears dentures after plugging Poligrip.

But of course Joey Butafuco had his right knee replaced after his incident with a press agent

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by fuzzyng


But of course Joey Butafuco had his right knee replaced after his incident with a press agent

Don't give up hope. As the saying goes, "there's a seat to fit every butt"...

 

[Christy]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Do you think Florence Henderson has had a facelift or two? We definitely know she wears dentures after plugging Poligrip.

Nah, it was Greg Brady and all that KentuckY jelly that has kept her face from saggin, unfortunately, that stuff is really hard on the old choppers!

And on that same topic, does anyone know how to keep a cat from crapping in your houseplants?

 

[fuzzyng]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Don't give up hope. As the saying goes, "there's a seat to fit every butt"...

( side note: you saying my arse is big??? )

the bird flew through here, only nanoseconds ago, too!

 

[fuzzyng]

Originally posted by Christy
does anyone know how to keep a cat from crapping in your houseplants?

water guns work nice i've also heard of extreme cases where they had to move onto barbwire and stun guns... Serriously, though... what type of plant is it? that may be the cae, in it self...

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by Christy
And on that same topic, does anyone know how to keep a cat from crapping in your houseplants?

Yeah - get rid of the houseplants.

And while we're on the subject, would anyone really care if there had never been a Beethovan? The composer, not the dog. I mean, would we all sit around going, "Gosh! I sure wish there was another person who made up songs with no words!"

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by vraiblonde

Yeah - get rid of the houseplants.

And while we're on the subject, would anyone really care if there had never been a Beethovan? The composer, not the dog. I mean, would we all sit around going, "Gosh! I sure wish there was another person who made up songs with no words!"

Wanted to ask - who's Becky?

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by Christy
When baking, should I use butter, margarine, or butter flavored Crisco? Or should I substitute with Kentucky Jelly for less calories?

Don't use applesauce - just keep using the good stuff...

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Then you can change text beneath your name. Keep posting.

I'm getting there... Closer...

 

[Kain99]

I don't know about Beethovan but the world would certainly suck without chocolate!

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Then you can change text beneath your name. Keep posting.

I can?!? COOL! Now I have to think of a cool tagline... Such pressure...

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by jazz lady

So who do you think is going to win the World Series?

Barry Bonds...Homer in Game 7, bottom of the 7th and seals the victory...

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Then you can change text beneath your name. Keep posting.

So who do you think is going to win the World Series?

Bingo!!

 

[Oz]

It worked!

 

[vraiblonde]

Becky...you know...:
Oh. My. God. Becky. Look. At her butt.

You must have been doing something productive instead of hanging at the Pier where you were supposed to be!

Congrats! Now you're real!

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by BchBns


yea ... but I'm willing to bet the title doesn't stay for long ... sumthin' 'bout that 'F-in' thing the board mommy doesn't like but, then again ... you just never know ...

SSHhhh.....

I followed George Carlin, and the Letter works on the radio... I could make it freakin'... Thought that would be worse...

 

[Oz]

Originally posted by BchBns
it's all good ... I'd say go ahead and drop the "F-bomb" in it's entirety, but it's not my board



btw, did anyone ever tell you that you look like Ozzy Osbourne?

Oh yeah! That's me...

BTW - There's some dude on here, and he has a close-facial shot and looks like Dan Snyder...

 

[Delilah903]

Re: Re: saves lives ... and he can count!!!

Originally posted by FIREMAN



And I have all my tooths two?

If the toothbrush had been invented anywhere but West Virginia (or insert any place you want before I get yelled at) it would have been called the teethbrush!!!