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Frank

Frank

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Originally posted by Christy



And on that same topic, does anyone know how to keep a cat from crapping in your houseplants? :confused:
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Almost always, cats find alternative places to go when their litterbox gets too gross for them to use. The only other reason is stress - they are bothered by something, like another animal that attacks them, like a dog or another cat.

Normally, the answer is to put vinegar on places you don't want them near, but that will harm the plants. I'm sure the pet store will have sprays that the cat will dislike, to make the plant smell bad. But usually, it's one of the first couple reasons. I have a cat who always uses the bathtub, but that is because she hates my other cat, and refuses to go where he goes, preferring to use the outdoors.
 
FIREMAN

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Fire Marshall Bill says.........

REPLACE your batteries in your smoke alarms this Saturday.... It may just save your live!

Let me tell you Something...

You see a house fire, I see a huge insurance claim......

(bad Fire Marshall Bill impression)
 
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Kain99

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I don't understand the obsession with "Nice butts!"

Doesn't anybody ever think about the functions of this particular part of the body?

Just wondering
 
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Originally posted by Kain99
I don't understand the obsession with "Nice butts!"

Doesn't anybody ever think about the functions of this particular part of the body?

Just wondering
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Yesterday afternoon a co-worker (female) claimed that I had a nice butt.
 
sleuth

sleuth

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that's dynamite, baby.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
 
sleuth

sleuth

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Originally posted by Kain99
I don't understand the obsession with "Nice butts!"

Doesn't anybody ever think about the functions of this particular part of the body?

Just wondering
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Not to stay on topic...
But I once took a "psychology of women" class that said that from a survival standpoint (maybe instinctual standpoint... is instinctual a word? i can't think of the right word), women like guys with nice butts because it indicates good strength in that area... for better... ya know... which would indicate good genetics for a man to be a potential father...

the reverse of that is that men like women with nice butts... because in a woman... a nice butt is rounded... and would indicate that she has a good childbearing body... so it would carry on his genes...

also... when putting women in a lineup... and only showing their torsos... men across all ages, races, geographic regions, and cultures generally rate a woman with a waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7 as most attractive.

weird... but true? i dunno.
 
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Kain99

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Thanks for the Butt facts! I feel much better knowing theres a method to the madness:smile:

While we are on the subject does anyone else crave vinegar? I need a salad.
 
sleuth

sleuth

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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice!" Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
 
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Kain99

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Justice?

I'm really regretting not getting my PHD - I'd love to crawl inside some of your heads and get the "real" scoop! :eek:

Who needs a PHD? Dr. Kain is Now Open for business!
 
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jazz lady

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Re: Justice?

He's a hottie - that's for sure. How about Jeter? Mmmm.... too bad he's a Yankee.
 
sleuth

sleuth

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I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
 
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Kain99

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Speaking of being alone... Do you ever feel like someones watching you?
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

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Whatever happened to Eric Carmen? Remember the song "All By Myself"? That was him. He did some songs for the "Dirty Dancing" soundtrack and *poof* - he disappeared into obscurity again.
 
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