Off Topic Thread

[Tonio]

Originally posted by sleuth14


Not to stay on topic...
But I once took a "psychology of women" class that said that from a survival standpoint (maybe instinctual standpoint... is instinctual a word? i can't think of the right word), women like guys with nice butts because it indicates good strength in that area... for better... ya know... which would indicate good genetics for a man to be a potential father...

the reverse of that is that men like women with nice butts... because in a woman... a nice butt is rounded... and would indicate that she has a good childbearing body... so it would carry on his genes...

also... when putting women in a lineup... and only showing their torsos... men across all ages, races, geographic regions, and cultures generally rate a woman with a waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7 as most attractive.

weird... but true? i dunno.

So how about the mammaries? Why do men like larger ones? It doesn't make evolutionary sense, since size has nothing to do with milk output. (I can't believe I'm even asking about this, but this is science, dammit! )

 

[Otter]

I will never recover fully
That Vrai is a closet Barbie collector
It could be joke, yes?

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by cattitude
Isn't this thread wasting space?

Now you're sounding like KYLE!

Speaking of Kyle, I don't think he's posted in this thread yet, probably for that very reason.

 

[FIREMAN]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
I'm wasting space! And company time and money!

me too... I've desided that I will be doing absolutely nothing at work for the next two weeks.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by FIREMAN


me too... I've desided that I will be doing absolutely nothing at work for the next two weeks.

Civil service?

 

[FIREMAN]

Originally posted by jazz lady


Civil service?

In two weeks I will be.

 

[Sharon]

Re: Re: Re: FINALLY!

Originally posted by jazz lady


Is that a dork in your lower paw or are you just happy to see me?

 

[jazz lady]

Re: Re: Re: Re: FINALLY!

Originally posted by Sharon

Italian monkey?

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by Sharon
Now you're sounding like KYLE!

Speaking of Kyle, I don't think he's posted in this thread yet, probably for that very reason.

Now your just trying to draw me in.... Ain't 'cha?

 

[cattitude]

I don't get it.

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by Kyle
Now your just trying to draw me in.... Ain't 'cha?

Worked, didn't it?

 

[jazz lady]

Originally posted by cattitude
I don't get it.

The square root of 7.

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by Kyle
Now your just trying to draw me in.... Ain't 'cha?

Resistance is futile!

 

[tipsy mcgee]

I think palm reading, tarot cards and psychic lines are all gips. I spent $2,000 on them and none of it came true, except for the part about drinking too much.

 

[Kyle]

I was at a poker game once where we tried playing with Tarot cards...

A guy at the table got a strait flush and his dog died, his daughter came in and announced she was pregnant his ex-wife got a doubling of her alimony payments.

 

[justhangn]

Re: sounds like ...

Originally posted by BchBns


a country music song

In that case, play it backwards and get it all back.

 

[Rose]

Re: Re: sounds like ...

Originally posted by justhangn


In that case, play it backwards and get it all back.

And unleash the devil?

 

[justhangn]

Re: Re: Re: sounds like ...

Originally posted by Rose
And unleash the devil?

Ok, don't play back the part about the Ex-wife.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by tipsy mcgee
I think palm reading, tarot cards and psychic lines are all gips. I spent $2,000 on them and none of it came true, except for the part about drinking too much.

Let me guess. You had a "dark cloud" and the psychic would remove it for a given amount (usually a couple hundred) right?

 

[Kyle]

If you're driving your car at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights... What happens?

Steven Wright