Oh Good – Using Your Phone On The Toilet Could Be Dangerous For Your Health

[TPD]

Oh yeah - I also used my phone while on the throne today and haven’t gotten sick yet.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Oh yeah - I also used my phone while on the throne today and haven’t gotten sick yet.

I use my phone every sit-down toilet trip to play games; I guess I'm dead?

 

[LightRoasted]

For your consideration ...

Really any regular phone (home or office) is a major germ spreader. I think that's why we would spread so much sickness in the office.

Think about this ..... Millions upon millions, perhaps billions, used to use public pay phones, daily, and the world did not get sick and die. People get sick because of a weak immune system from eating a shitty diet.

 

[PrchJrkr]

I usually catch up on the forums when I'm on the terlet. Seems very appropriate most days.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

To hell with bacteria, I don't want poop on my phone.

 

[OccamsRazor]

At my place of employment, we only have 1 bathroom where people get decent cell reception. It's funny watching people literally stand and wait for their turn just so they can use their phone on the crapper. There is literally 3 other bathrooms in the building and everyone waits to use the "good" one

 

[BOP]

If you have a compromised immune system, you're already taking other-than-normal steps to stay healthy. For the rest of the world, it's not a thing.

Oh, no! A major candidate for re-education in this post common-sense world!

Don't you know that if one child in a class has a peanut allergy, NO children in the class are permitted to have any peanut products, including stuff prepared with peanuts, fried in peanut oil, or anywhere near a peanut?

If one person has a compromised immune system, we must sanitize the entire country!

 

[BOP]

To hell with bacteria, I don't want poop on my phone.

Don't poop on your phone.

Poop on your ex's phone.

 

[OccamsRazor]

Don't you know that if one child in a class has a peanut allergy, NO children in the class are permitted to have any peanut products, including stuff prepared with peanuts, fried in peanut oil, or anywhere near a peanut?

I always thought they were just banished to the ugly orange "Peanut Allergy" table in the lunch room

 

[BOP]

I always thought they were just banished to the ugly orange "Peanut Allergy" table in the lunch room

Who knows? Comedienne Tammy Pescatelli once said "You millennials aren't tough. I could take out the entire generation with a jar of peanuts."

 

[ArkRescue]

It's not easy getting tech support from someone you cannot understand.

isn't that the truth!

 

[ArkRescue]

I always thought they were just banished to the ugly orange "Peanut Allergy" table in the lunch room

That's what we do.

 

[ArkRescue]

I talked to 3 different tech support people today from 3 separate companies - 2 were white American guys and one was a guy from India. I was shocked at these odds myself today.

How do you know the Americans were white?

 

[Ken King]

How do you know the Americans were white?

Probably because they started their response with "Well, golly gee Beaver ..."

 

[Kinnakeet]

One of my very best friends was super cautious during the pandemic. All the years I'd known him, I had no idea he had asthma. In every other respect, he was the most fit of all my friends.

But what they're saying about PHONES I've also heard - for years - about cash. Dollar bills. That just about every one you've ever touched has some trace of human waste on it.

And the cocaine

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I like farting as loud as possible and flushing the toilet whenever I hear someone talking on their phone in the bathroom.

 

[TPD]

How do you know the Americans were white?

Us white guys have a secret code…just like women, Africans, Canadians, actors, politicians, etc

 

[ArkRescue]

I like farting as loud as possible and flushing the toilet whenever I hear someone talking on their phone in the bathroom.

I use my phone every sit-down toilet trip to play games; I guess I'm dead?

wash your hands or clean the ____ (fill in the blank). It's all to get a rise out of us and get people to share the information as if that in itself will change anyone's current behavior? Doubt it.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I forgot, once I heard someone talking while taking a noisy dump so I said they can hear you poop and the voice over the phone said thank you.

 

[BOP]

Us white guys have a secret code…just like women, Africans, Canadians, actors, politicians, etc

Dammit, nobody told me.

:kicks rocks: