As he eats his way out from the bottom of his septic tank, Mr. Choppy pretends to be oblivious to the mission of the new D.O.G.E., which among other things, is tasked with identifying redundant job function and eliminating unneeded employees from the federal payroll.
Those employees will be offered incentives to retire/resign and offered enticingly handsome separation packages, but Mr. Choppy will consider it an opportunity to bash Trump.
Mr. Choppy can change his tactics, but he can't change his smell