Old Time Sayings

[Rael]

all over it like;

... white on rice
... stink on shiat

or like a bass on a june bug.

 

[sux2b44]

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

 

[godsbutterfly]

There's always

I'm gonna slap you seven ways to Sunday!

 

[sux2b44]

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker

 

[Nanny Pam]

Stepping over a baby sleeping on the floor will stunt their growth.

(my Mom always said that.)

 

[rich70]

Drink till she's hot

 

[clevalley]

Hotter than...

... dog shiat in a skillet
... honeymoon hotel
... a firecraker
... a pistol
... a habanero
... red-azzed bee

 

[meangirl]

Deader than a doorknob.

 

[clevalley]

There's always

I'm gonna slap you seven ways to Sunday!

Slap you so hard I will knock your momma out...

 

[GWguy]

Dumb as Dirt

 

[sux2b44]

Fish and visitors stink after three days.

 

[clevalley]

Punch your chest so hard I will crush your spine...

 

[clevalley]

Dumber than owl shiat

 

[GWguy]

Hit you in the head so hard you'll have to look up to look down.

 

[Rael]

blind as a mole in coal

 

[flomaster]

If this vans rockin don't bother knockin!

 

[Nanny Pam]

"I'm gonna reach down your throat, grab you by the ass, and turn you inside out."

 

[smilin]

That went over like a ham sandwich at a Jewish wedding!

 

[Rael]

busier than a one legged cat coverin' shiat

 

[meangirl]

It's always darkest before dawn.