Oldie but goodie

[Baja28]

Former President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Cheney turns to Bush and says,
'See, I told you, no one gives a $hit about 140 million Muslims.'

 

[Softballkid]

 

[GWguy]

I've always wondered what a Muslim version of an American joke must be...

"Two Americans walk into a bar and order cold beers. HAHAHAHA!"

 

[luvmygdaughters]

 

[aps45819]

As Stalin would say, killing a blond with big tits is a tragedy but 140 million dead Muslims is just a statistic