One thing I like about Dallas...

Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
...

...

NOTHING

I hated Tom Landry.

I hated Drew Pearson.

I HATED DANNY WHITE.

I hated Tony Dorsett. Sorry...HATED.

I hated Harvey Martin.

I hated Too Tall.

I HATE the stadium.

I hate that stupid star.

I hate those STUPID colors.

There's more plastic in the cheerleaders than Silcon Vally.

I hate Irvin.

I hate it when the stupid crowd went "Mooooooooossseee" to Johnson. Why not be yourselves and just and leave it at "Moo"? Idiots.

I DESPISE Clint "Turkey" Longley.

I hate the airport.

I can't stand Larry Hagmen.

"Tex" Schramm is probably a FAKE nickname.

I hated that the only good player they ever had came from Maryland.

And the greatest day in the history of pro football was when Harold McLinton KNOCKED ROGER STAUBACH OUT COLD at the goal line.

Other than that...nice town.

DIE, you gravy sucking pigs.
 
Nanny Pam

Nanny Pam

************
Originally posted by Larry Gude
...

...

NOTHING

I hated Tom Landry.

I hated Drew Pearson.

I HATED DANNY WHITE.

I hated Tony Dorsett. Sorry...HATED.

I hated Harvey Martin.

I hated Too Tall.

I HATE the stadium.

I hate that stupid star.

I hate those STUPID colors.

There's more plastic in the cheerleaders than Silcon Vally.

I hate Irvin.

I hate it when the stupid crowd went "Mooooooooossseee" to Johnson. Why not be yourselves and just and leave it at "Moo"? Idiots.

I DESPISE Clint "Turkey" Longley.

I hate the airport.

I can't stand Larry Hagmen.

"Tex" Schramm is probably a FAKE nickname.

I hated that the only good player they ever had came from Maryland.

And the greatest day in the history of pro football was when Harold McLinton KNOCKED ROGER STAUBACH OUT COLD at the goal line.

Other than that...nice town.

DIE, you gravy sucking pigs.
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:clap:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Yes!!!

Folks, this is it, this is all we got left.

1 weeks HATE!!!!!!!! Come on!

DIE!

KILL!!!

HATE!!!!!

This fire has to last all winter long...

Did I mention HATING THAT STUPID DAMN HAT of Landrys???

STUPID HAT!!!!

HATE!
HATE!
HATE!

Know why it's so damn windy in Oklahoma?????

BECAUSE...

DALLASS...

SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail Dallas? Hail No!!!!

I feel a song coming on.....


HHHAHAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTOOOOTTHHHHAAAAARRRREDDDDDDDSSSSSSSKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hail, VIC TOR EEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Penn

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Originally posted by Larry Gude
...

NOTHING

I hated Tom Landry.

I hated Drew Pearson.

I HATED DANNY WHITE.

I hated Tony Dorsett. Sorry...HATED.

I hated Harvey Martin.

I hated Too Tall.

I HATE the stadium.

I hate that stupid star.

I hate those STUPID colors.

There's more plastic in the cheerleaders than Silcon Vally.

I hate Irvin.

I hate it when the stupid crowd went "Mooooooooossseee" to Johnson. Why not be yourselves and just and leave it at "Moo"? Idiots.

I DESPISE Clint "Turkey" Longley.

I hate the airport.

I can't stand Larry Hagmen.

"Tex" Schramm is probably a FAKE nickname.

I hated that the only good player they ever had came from Maryland.

And the greatest day in the history of pro football was when Harold McLinton KNOCKED ROGER STAUBACH OUT COLD at the goal line.

Other than that...nice town.

DIE, you gravy sucking pigs.
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:confused: :biggrin: :confused:
Are you sure you didn't leave anything out??

What about that idiot who's dressed in Cowboys' silver and blue, hat and all, whistling his dumb @zz off on the sidelines?

I'd have to lasso that boy, hog-tie his butt, and gag him, right after I heard the first shrill sound he made with his fingers shoved in his mouth!
 
cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Re: Re: One thing I like about Dallas...

Originally posted by penncam
[BI'd have to lasso that boy, hog-tie his butt, and gag him, right after I heard the first shrill sound he made with his fingers shoved in his mouth! [/B]
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Penn, you dealing with anger issues today buddy? :lmao:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
You don't seem...

...to understand.

War is peace!

Hate is love!

Most pathetic sight on TV... Danny White sitting on the
bench after Dexter "cleaned his clock."
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Danny knocked for a loop is right up there with winning the lottery and a bloody nose finally stopping; it is a GOOD thing!

The only bad part was that he DID get up again and go on to procreate. I don't blame the children. I blame Dexter for holding back.
 
BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
Originally posted by Larry Gude
...

...

NOTHING

I hated Tom Landry.

I hated Drew Pearson.

I HATED DANNY WHITE.

I hated Tony Dorsett. Sorry...HATED.

I hated Harvey Martin.

I hated Too Tall.

I HATE the stadium.

I hate that stupid star.

I hate those STUPID colors.

There's more plastic in the cheerleaders than Silcon Vally.

I hate Irvin.

I hate it when the stupid crowd went "Mooooooooossseee" to Johnson. Why not be yourselves and just and leave it at "Moo"? Idiots.

I DESPISE Clint "Turkey" Longley.

I hate the airport.

I can't stand Larry Hagmen.

"Tex" Schramm is probably a FAKE nickname.

I hated that the only good player they ever had came from Maryland.

And the greatest day in the history of pro football was when Harold McLinton KNOCKED ROGER STAUBACH OUT COLD at the goal line.

Other than that...nice town.

DIE, you gravy sucking pigs.
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whoa ive never met anyone else that hate the cowboys as much as i do
 
Tonio

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Name the sports rivarly mostly likely to involve fans beating the hell out of each other with tire irons.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
You're talkin' about...

..."Whistlin' Dipshit" the six shooting dumb ass cowboy.

FWY, Zema Williams, "Mr. Redskin", kicks his stupid dirt farmer ass EVERY time.

Dumb, cheatin cowboy needs his little sissy guns, can't shoot for nothin' and Zema does him in with a war whoop and quick spear to his soul-less, heart-less carcass. I hope his pace maker (stolen obviously) gives out next time on national TV and we can have us a Boot Hill Beer Bash!!!

"'''BBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVESSSSSSSOONTHE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRPPATTHHHH..."
 
Penn

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Re: Re: Re: One thing I like about Dallas...

Originally posted by cattitude
Penn, you dealing with anger issues today buddy? :lmao:
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:confused: What?? You're not serious! Did I do it again?

:biggrin: I thought this was the Anger Management Class!

Damn, I' ve suscribed to the wrong 'tread, you say? :crazy:
 
cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Re: Re: Re: Re: One thing I like about Dallas...

Originally posted by penncam
:confused: What?? You're not serious! Did I do it again?

:biggrin: I thought this was the Anger Management Class!

Damn, I' ve suscribed to the wrong 'tread, you say? :crazy:
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What is interesting is the lack of your doom and gloom analysis of the Redskins' portion of the game this week. I so look forward to it.
 
BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
i think the redskins played a closer game to miami than dallas did. i believe the skins were only down by 1 point dallas by 20 or so.....and who beat the patriots one of the best teams out there lol
 
Penn

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One thing I like about Dallas...

Originally posted by cattitude
What is interesting is the lack of your doom and gloom analysis of the Redskins' portion of the game this week. I so look forward to it.
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:rolleyes: Catt, their lackluster, boring, drudge-like, robot-like antics were only outshadowed by the Giants inept play.

Yo mama could have coached them better.

What is there to say after your team folds-it's-tents before halftime?

The only team the Giants were capable of winning against
might have been the AZ Cardinals.

And that game probably been a given, either.
 
BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: One thing I like about Dallas...

Originally posted by penncam
:rolleyes: Catt, their lackluster, boring, drudge-like, robot-like antics were only outshadowed by the Giants inept play.

Yo mama could have coached them better.

What is there to say after your team folds-it's-tents before halftime?

The only team the Giants were capable of winning against
might have been the AZ Cardinals.

And that game probably been a given, either.
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true that!! :wink:
 
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