leslie3977
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Let me check my schedule and see if I'm available and if "getting tortured" is on my list of things to do today. I'll get back to you!Chain729 said:
Parental abuse
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High EGT
Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Ehesef said:
Put a meaty hand against his chest and proclaimed with all the conviction and looks of a pissed off adult alpha male that I will not be addressed that way. That in itself flipped the kid out who then went into his familar tantrum he's played on his mom countless times. All I could think of then was to yell back "Is that It? Thats as lound as you can scream?" The kid turned it off just like that and went into little Angle mode. At that point I left the room satified I hadn't done something really stupid like beat the crap out of him. Later on, that Gin and Tonic was especiallly strong.
Lugnut
I'm Rick James #####!
High EGT said:Here's a twist. ever had a 4yr old look you in the eye and with a smile say "I'm gonna kill you". Happened to me when my sister in-law visited along with her two young boys.
That very same night I dreamt of the Devil.
Ha! My nephew said that to me a LOOOOONG time ago. I picked him up by the scruff of his shirt, held him out at arms length, and growled "Your dad said I can keep you for the summer. When I'm done with you you're going to be a very quiet, polite little boy"
He looked at his dad who shrugged, smiled, and walked away then he pee'd himself and started crying.
All my nieces and nephews have been threatened with being left at Uncle Lugnuts house if they were bad.
I'm the family boogeyman.
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
Lugnut said:Ha! My nephew said that to me a LOOOOONG time ago. I picked him up by the scruff of his shirt, held him out at arms length, and growled "Your dad said I can keep you for the summer. When I'm done with you you're going to be a very quiet, polite little boy"
He looked at his dad who shrugged, smiled, and walked away then he pee'd himself and started crying.
All my nieces and nephews have been threatened with being left at Uncle Lugnuts house if they were bad.
I'm the family boogeyman.
Wanna get hitched. Together we can give our kids a good reason for the therapy they're going to seek.
High EGT
Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Lugnut said:Ha! My nephew said that to me a LOOOOONG time ago. I picked him up by the scruff of his shirt, held him out at arms length, and growled "Your dad said I can keep you for the summer. When I'm done with you you're going to be a very quiet, polite little boy"
He looked at his dad who shrugged, smiled, and walked away then he pee'd himself and started crying.
All my nieces and nephews have been threatened with being left at Uncle Lugnuts house if they were bad.
I'm the family boogeyman.
Psychological warfare used againts unruley kids probably pays bigger dividends that the simple beat ass approach. I know my old mans threat carried more weight then the actual act since he more then once proved he wasn't B.Sing.
I'm the family boogeyman.[/QUOTE]
I,m told I resemble Shrek
