Sonsie
The mighty Al-Sonsie!
My Mother-In-Law, whom I tolerate at best, is always wanting to kiss on the lips when she invades my home 3-4 times yearly with her little dog in tow. I do a fast last-second-cheek head turn and avoid the scarlett lipstick smooch. She really gets under my skin, the idea of kissing her makes me ill.
