Peeve of the Day

[vraiblonde]

People who speak in that high fake nicey voice.

"Hellooooo! How ARE you? It's so good to SEE you!"

It's the mark of an assh0le. Someone who has to fake being nice because they don't know how to be genuinely nice. Whenever someone talks like that I immediately know they suck and stay away from them. Those people will stab you right in the eye if you let down your guard, and I hate being guarded.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Bann's not going to like this.

 

[vraiblonde]

Bann's not going to like this.

She doesn't talk like that

 

[Kyle]

 

[vraiblonde]

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People ask if I'm doing anything exciting in retirement and I always reply that I think naps are exciting.

 

[Gilligan]

People who speak in that high fake nicey voice.

"Hellooooo! How ARE you? It's so good to SEE you!"

It's the mark of an assh0le. Someone who has to fake being nice because they don't know how to be genuinely nice. Whenever someone talks like that I immediately know they suck and stay away from them. Those people will stab you right in the eye if you let down your guard, and I hate being guarded.

"Hellooooo! How ARE you? It's so good to SEE you!"

 

[vraiblonde]

"Hellooooo! How ARE you? It's so good to SEE you!"

 

[stgislander]

Thank-you.

 

[Sneakers]

People ask if I'm doing anything exciting in retirement and I always reply that I think naps are exciting.

Not the nap that's exciting, but waking up and having no idea what time it is, or where you are. "WHO?WHAT?WHERE?"

 

[limblips]

I take back all the bad things I said about naps as a kid.

 

[Merlin99]

People ask if I'm doing anything exciting in retirement and I always reply that I think naps are exciting.

You know since sometime in my early 40’s I’ve noticed sleep is underrated.

 

[tipsymcgee]

Often the same people who would not speak to you unless you speak to them first. Like, if their back is to you, you can tell they know it's you already because they start in with the BS before even turning to see who it is.

 

[vraiblonde]

Often the same people who would not speak to you unless you speak to them first. Like, if their back is to you, you can tell they know it's you already because they start in with the BS before even turning to see who it is.

Hey stranger!

 

[Merlin99]

Not the nap that's exciting, but waking up and having no idea what time it is, or where you are. "WHO?WHAT?WHERE?"

you ever wake up after a nap and it’s 5:00 and it takes a half hour to figure out if it’s am or pm.

 

[vraiblonde]

"I've got"

Everyone says it and it irks me to no end. When I'm reading a book and one of the characters says "I've got..." I zero in on it and get triggered.

FTR it's "I have...." or "I got..."

I have a puppy.
I got a puppy.

Not "I've got a puppy", which translates to "I have got a puppy" and that's wrong.

 

[Kyle]

"I've got"

Everyone says it and it irks me to no end. When I'm reading a book and one of the characters says "I've got..." I zero in on it and get triggered.

FTR it's "I have...." or "I got..."

I have a puppy.
I got a puppy.

Not "I've got a puppy", which translates to "I have got a puppy" and that's wrong.

I’ve got to hand it to you.

That’s a very unique peeve.

 

[ontheriver]

"I've got"

Everyone says it and it irks me to no end. When I'm reading a book and one of the characters says "I've got..." I zero in on it and get triggered.

FTR it's "I have...." or "I got..."

I have a puppy.
I got a puppy.

Not "I've got a puppy", which translates to "I have got a puppy" and that's wrong.

Uh oh. I do that all the time.

 

[SamSpade]

"I've got"

Everyone says it and it irks me to no end. When I'm reading a book and one of the characters says "I've got..." I zero in on it and get triggered.

FTR it's "I have...." or "I got..."

I have a puppy.
I got a puppy.

Not "I've got a puppy", which translates to "I have got a puppy" and that's wrong.

I’ve got a wonderful bunch of coconuts…
I’ve got friends in low places…
I’ve got the power…
I’ve got you babe…


And others.

Google says it’s grammatically correct.

 

[ontheriver]

At least I don't say "I seen it" That drives me insane. My peeve.

 

[vraiblonde]

At least I don't say "I seen it" That drives me insane. My peeve.

For real. Everyone knows it's supposed to be "I done seen it".