Period Mishap

[Geek]

Damn it!


I got my period at the mall. I was in the bathroom, no handy dandy tampon dispenser, so I grabbed a wad of paper towels and made a make shift pad. I intended on finding the next bathroom so I could get the supplies I needed. I fainally get to the good bathroom, pull down my pants, and the towels are gone!!!!!!



Holy crap! Did they fall out my pant leg while I was walking in the ritsy titsy mall???!!!!

Did I leave a period bomb in this ritsy titsy mall? Somewhere between Nordstrom and Lord and Taylor??

 

[nachomama]

I'd go check around my car seat and floorboard, just in case.

If it ain't there, you're golden.

 

[Dye Tied]

Have you checked to see if your vajayjay sucked it inside?

 

[Bustem' Down]

Where's a Diva Cup when you need one right?

 

[Nickel]

Isn't there some kind of toilet paper that disintegrates quickly? Maybe it biodegraded.

 

[Nickel]

P.S. Are you in the bathroom right now?

 

[Geek]

Have you checked to see if your vajayjay sucked it inside?

Anything that goes in there bursts into flames


I did find it I am just building up the suspense

 

[K_Jo]

Isn't there some kind of toilet paper that disintegrates quickly? Maybe it biodegraded.

You think her cooter ate the TP?

 

[nachomama]

Isn't there some kind of toilet paper that disintegrates quickly? Maybe it biodegraded.

Based on stories I've heard about Geek's crotch, I'd have to say it disintegrated.

 

[jwwb2000]

This is why one is always prepared and keeps something in your purse at all times.

 

[nachomama]

Anything that goes in there bursts into flames

I rest my case. :shrug:

 

[whome20603]

Oh my god, that sucks sooo bad!!! I'm sorry for you, really I am. I picked up lunch for the office at Popeyes once and realized, while in line, that I'd bled through my jeans for all to see. It was awful! I simply backed up and stood at the counter until the food was ready and bailed as fast as possible. I'm not sure if anyone saw but I don't see how they could've missed it, especially if they saw the look I'm sure I had on my face. Dang it, at least you didn't have to face seeing it fall out and have to pick it up in front of anyone. With any luck, it fell in the toilet behind you right after you put it in place and you just didn't notice it. Yea, I'm going with that.

 

[Geek]

This is why one is always prepared and keeps something in your purse at all times.

You should come in the stalls with me

 

[Cowgirl]

Whever I see "mishap," my mind thinks, "misshape."

 

[Wenchy]

Please continue...

 

[K_Jo]

This thread makes pregnancy feel fun.

 

[Geek]

Please continue...

Finally, the lady that pays attention,


So after peeing and being mortified. I get up to flush and there was my bloody wad, happy in the toliet

 

[jwwb2000]

You should come in the stalls with me

:handsgeekatamponandpantyliner:

 

[Cowgirl]

Finally, the lady that pays attention,


So after peeing and being mortified. I get up to flush and there was my bloody wad, happy in the toliet

So, it was stuck to your cooch but bailed at the appropriate time?

 

[Dye Tied]

So, it was stuck to your cooch but bailed at the appropriate time?

Stubble acts like velcro