Pervert Exposes Himself at Lowe's

[ylexot]

You have carte blanche to do anything you want with my hooters, you cute little devil you. inchescheek:

You think Kid Rock is cute?

 

[bcp]

Is that a nail-gun in your pocket, or you just happy to see me...

never use a nail gun as a dildo.

 

[Christy]

Aw shucks.

Meet me at Lowes in 20 minutes, wear your best crack pants.

 

[Christy]

You think Kid Rock is cute?

No, but PT is.

Besides, we've got some unfinished business when it comes to his crack and hiney.

 

[morganj614]

Is that a nail-gun in your pocket, or you just happy to see me...

It sounds better if I say that line

 

[Agee]

It sounds better if I say that line

Exactly, second person...

 

[virgovictoria]

I don't know about ya'll, but a gray haired man, that is six feet tall, and only weighs 160 pounds would have to have been scary enough to look at, WITHOUT haven seen shriveled sack and old man package...

 

[Wenchy]

I don't know about ya'll, but a gray haired man, that is six feet tall, and only weighs 160 pounds would have to have been scary enough to look at, WITHOUT haven seen shriveled sack and old man package...

but is mid forties "old"?

 

[bcp]

WITHOUT haven seen shriveled sack and old man package...

as a 47 year old man, allow me to be the first to say on behalf of all the 40+ year old men on this forum.

that hurts.

 

[Penn]

Maybe he was feeling claustrophobic, and lost control of his emotions........:shrug:

 

[bcp]

but is mid forties "old"?

NO IT IS NOT.

to an 80 year old woman.

 

[ylexot]

I don't know about ya'll, but a gray haired man, that is six feet tall, and only weighs 160 pounds would have to have been scary enough to look at, WITHOUT haven seen shriveled sack and old man package...

"You'll be missing me when you have that big white wrinkly body on top of you with his loose skin and old balls... gross!"
- Adam Sandler in Big Daddy

 

[TruPeace]

The real question is how old were the young girls? The exposed man could've provoked?

 

[Chain729]

GF told me about this yesterday. Lowes of all places would be the last place you'd suspect some sicko to go looking for kids. I'm sure that the store got him on tape. Even if they didn't get the act, they should've gotten a face to match the description.

 

[Nickel]

but is mid forties "old"?

Nope!

 

[Nickel]

The real question is how old were the young girls? The exposed man could've provoked?

Read the article. They were 5 and 9.

 

[Penn]

Wondering.........was he over by the tool section?

 

[bcp]

Wondering.........was he over by the tool section?

I think he was in the carry your own tool section

 

[Ponytail]

Maybe he was feeling claustrophobic, and lost control of his emotions........:shrug:

trying to get to his "happy place"?

 

[virgovictoria]

Sorry folks! I missed the part that stated that he was in his 40's! All of you who got your Depends in an uproar can ceremoniously straighten them back out!

But to the KIDS, it probably looked Jurassic, nonetheless, wouldn't you say?